Welcome to Tales of Bedlam!
Step into a world where fairy tales aren’t just bedtime stories—they’re ancient wisdom wrapped in wonder, waiting to be unwrapped.
I’m Micah, your guide through the twisted paths and hidden corners of folklore that most people never discover. After taking some time away, I’m back with fresh energy and an exciting new partnership: my incredible wife Andrea has joined me as co-host, bringing her own unique perspective to our storytelling adventures.
What We’re About
We dig deeper than the Disney versions. Way deeper.
These aren’t your childhood fairy tales—they’re the original stories that survived centuries because they carried truths too important to forget. We blend historical detective work with personal insights and just the right amount of irreverent humor to make ancient wisdom feel surprisingly relevant to modern life.
Every episode, we unpack the layers: the cultural context that shaped these tales, the psychological insights they offer, and the surprising ways they continue to resonate with our daily struggles with family, identity, fear, and growth.
Our Promise to You
While we’re balancing the podcast with careers and parenting a teenager (yes, that’s its own fairy tale adventure), we’re committed to quality over quantity. Episodes might arrive when they arrive, but each one will be crafted with care—think of us as artisanal storytellers rather than a content mill.
Whether you’re here for the history, the psychology, the humor, or simply because you suspect there’s more to these old stories than meets the eye, you’re in the right place.
So settle in, get comfortable, and join us as we explore the fascinating, sometimes disturbing, always enlightening world of folklore. Trust us—you’ll never look at fairy tales the same way again.
Because every tale has deeper roots than most people realize.
The Story of “Tales of Bedlam”
Under the glow of twilight on a clear evening in 2018, Micah waited for the strategic moment when Dustin had enjoyed just enough “refreshing adult beverages” before casually introducing a life-changing proposition.
“Do you want to do a Podcast?” Micah asked, attempting subtlety but failing magnificently.
Despite the refreshments, Dustin’s perception remained razor-sharp. With knowing eyes and another deliberate sip, he responded with characteristic nonchalance, “Whatever.”
And just like that—through this profound exchange of ambition and eloquence—”Tales of Bedlam” was born, a podcast destined to reshape how fairy tales are told and understood.
The adventure continued until a plot twist in our own story brought Andrea into the narrative as Dustin embarked on different quests. Now with a new storytelling duo, the enchantment lives on.
Some say it’s the most unique and entertaining podcast in all the land…
Sofa Sitter
Sofa Sitter serves as the PR mastermind behind Tales of Bedlam, managing day-to-day HR challenges with unwavering authority.
Raised by wolves on the frigid Siberian tundra, he possesses an uncanny ability to detect potential harassment claims from precisely 14.65 kilometers away.
When not elevating the world’s most extraordinary podcast to new heights, he dedicates his time to his prized collection of miniature donkeys and the high-stakes world of competitive snail racing.
When asked what wisdom he would impart to aspiring podcasters, he offered his time-tested formula for success: “Eat three bowls of Captain Crunchberries and call me in the morning.”
Knob Twister
Knob Twister reigns as the extraordinary Executive Producer of Tales of Bedlam while vigilantly leading the Safety First initiative.
His crowning achievement to date: systematically securing the labyrinth of stray cords with twisty ties, effectively eliminating all tripping hazards from the studio environment.
When not hunched over the soundboard—face bathed in the ethereal glow of LED screens, meticulously adjusting audio levels, and whispering “My Precious…” to his equipment—he can be found in his garden, engaged in passionate hoeing. His gardening prowess regularly draws admiration from passersby who can’t help but exclaim, “WOW! That is one fantastic hoer!”
His eclectic interests extend to shouting “BRICKLEBRIT” at startled miniature donkeys and curating an impressive collection of white cloth sheets.
Mr. Death Hades
Death, affectionately recognized as the Grim Reaper, serves as our dedicated employee health and wellness director. When not fending off giants or escaping magical tree entrapments, he maintains our staff’s vitality through invigorating yoga sessions and distributes mysterious herbal supplements we’ve collectively agreed not to question.
Since Death joined the Tales of Bedlam team, productivity has skyrocketed by an impressive 200%. His radiant smile and buoyant demeanor spread joy throughout the office and aren’t remotely unsettling.
During his scarce leisure time, Death indulges in sunset beach strolls, crafts scarves for the homeless, and rescues feral kittens. Death is truly an invaluable team member—absolutely nothing menacing or frightening about him whatsoever.
(I hereby affirm that this testimonial was composed entirely of my own volition, without any intimidation or compulsion from the Grim Reaper.)
Doctor Know All
The newest addition to the Tales of Bedlam crew emerges from the mysterious depths of German forests (though possibly Austrian…or perhaps Swiss—his distinctive accent remains geographically elusive). Dr. Know All expertly fulfills the roles of Mental Health Coordinator, resident psychiatrist, and purveyor of fine adult beverages.
In his abundant leisure hours, Dr. Know All pursues the delicate art of apiculture, refines his craft as a honey whiskey distiller, and authors children’s literature predominantly featuring rooster protagonists.
IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: Any psychiatric evaluations or diagnoses presented on the Tales of Bedlam Podcast are provided strictly for entertainment purposes. We cannot authenticate Dr. Know All’s credentials from the University of Grimm’s Tales and the Black Forest Institute for the Marginally Insane.
