Little Red-Cap Transcript
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Micah (Knob Twister)Host01:31
We've got a good one for you today, and I bet you would recognize it.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host01:36
I don't know. I've never heard of it.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host01:38
Little Red Cap or Little Red Riding.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host01:43
Hood, I saw Little Red Cap. I always thought it was a poisonous mushroom, which would make sense, because Grimm Brothers seem to eat the poisonous mushrooms a lot.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host01:52
This is another Grimm's fairy tale. It was named Little Red Cap, I'm not sure. I think it's just a translation To Little Red Riding Hood, because a red cap is just a red riding hood.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host02:07
Brilliant.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host02:08
I thought I was.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host02:10
Thank you for that interjection.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host02:12
Okay, so once upon a time.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host02:17
Yay.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host02:18
There was a dear little girl who was loved by everyone who looked at her Weird, but most of all by her grandmother. Wait, wait, everyone who looked at her weird, but most of all by her grandmother everyone that looked at her there wasn't one person that looked at her was like everyone. It's not loved her that looked at her. When you write the story, you can make it any way you like.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host02:45
I'm going to write a story that says once there was a dear little girl who most people loved, but some people were like meh.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host02:53
And some hated.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host02:54
And some of them didn't like her at all, and that's okay.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host02:57
Sorry. Well, the grandmother loved her most of all and there was nothing that she would not have given to the child. Sorry, Dramatic pause Given to the child, Dramatic pause Once she gave her a little cap of red velvet which suited her so well that she would never wear anything else.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host03:28
So she was always called little red cap. I don't like this, the way this story's going already.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host03:30
Really, she wouldn't wear anything else well, hopefully she wore more than just the red cap that's why maybe that's why everybody looked at her, liked her. Well, that's weird. No, that's wrong.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host03:47
Yeah, that's why I said whoa. One day her mother said come little red cap, here is a piece of cake and a bottle of wine. Take them to your grandmother. She is ill and weak and she needs some wine. They will do her good. Why are we bringing the sick grandma wine?
Micah (Knob Twister)Host04:11
Wine was medicinal back then.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host04:14
It's not medicinal now.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host04:16
Well, it's discouraged on being medicinal, but I use it when you're ill and weak. Whiskey.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host04:24
Ah, touche, set out before it gets hot. And when you are going, walk nicely and quietly and do not run off the path or you may fall and break the bottle. She's really worried about this wine, and then your grandmother will get nothing. And when you go into her room, don't forget to say Good morning and don't peep into every corner before you do it. Oddly specific.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host04:48
Corners. Grimm's fairy tales have lots of corners.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host04:51
Yeah, don't peep in them before you give your ill and weak grandma her wine.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host04:55
Also, this was probably a good year the vintage. I'm sure it had notes of cherry and chocolate. I'm sure it had notes of cherry and chocolate.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host05:06
I'm sure it had notes of wild mushroom.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host05:11
Well, I will take great care said Little Red Cat to her mother Because she was from Alabama and gave her hand on it.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host05:21
Okay, shook on it. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host05:24
The grandmother lived out in the wood half a league from the village Terrible, and just as Little Red Cap entered the wood, a wolf met her.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host05:34
Red Cap did not know what a wicked creature he was and was not at all afraid of him. Oh I gotta be the wolf huh. Good day, little Red cap, said he.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host05:48
Why? Thank you kindly, wolf.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host05:51
Wither away so early, little red cap.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host05:54
To my grandma's.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host05:57
I can't deal with that.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host05:59
What have you got?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host05:59
in your apron.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host06:01
Cake and wine. Cake and wine Yesterday oops, pardon me, shush, apron now. Cake and wine Yesterday Oops, pardon me, shush, yesterday was bacon day, so poor, sick grandmother is to have something good to eat to make her strong.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host06:18
That's like jamming chopsticks into my ear. Rumps. Where does your grandmother live, little red cap?
Micah (Knob Twister)Host06:26
Stranger danger Right. Getting a little personal here, Wolfie Wait a minute, A good quarter of a league father On in the wood, Her house stands under the tree, large oak trees. The nut trees are just below. You surely must know it replied Little Red Cat.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host06:51
Well, see now, if there were some people in the world that didn't love her immediately upon looking on her, she might have learned a little suspicion.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host07:01
Yeah.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host07:02
And she wouldn't be telling the wicked people everything about her dang life every time they asked she wouldn't have drawn a word map to her grandmother's house does no good if everybody likes you gosh, she did everything, but give away the the code to the security system on the door.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host07:23
Hold my hand, wolf I'll walk you there.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host07:24
Yeah, the wolf thought to himself what a tender young creature, what a nice plump mouthful. That was creepy. She will be better to eat than the old woman. I must act craftily, as so as to catch both gross. So he walked for a short time by the side of Little Red Cap, yeah nice. And then he said see Little Red Cap, how pretty the flowers are about here. Why do you not look round? Is he still talking? I believe too that you do not hear how sweetly the little birds are singing. You walk gravely along as if you were going to school, while everything else out here in the wood is merry, Weird Enough.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host08:16
Well, I think he's diverting her.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host08:19
Oh yeah.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host08:21
Little Redcap raised her eyes and when she saw the sunbeams dancing here and there through the trees, the pretty flowers growing everywhere, she thought I suppose Take grandmother, a fresh nosegay, is that how you pronounce that? I missed that in my earlier reading. It's flower.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host08:44
I know that it says nosegay, yeah reading it's flower, I know that, oh, but uh, it says nose gay yeah, what's a nose gay? Nose, a gay nose, gay, I don't know, maybe it's just a really happy nose maybe I'll just reread it and just say um, what's it called?
Micah (Knob Twister)Host08:58
a? Um daisy? No, a group of flowers, a poppy. No a bouquet.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host09:06
Yeah, because she was French.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host09:09
Maybe that's why it's called nosegay.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host09:11
It's just, a Nosegay is a type of flower.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host09:15
You think?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host09:17
I don't know. Good lord man, we have the world at our fingertips. Well then, look it up, nose, if I get weird Pop-ups on here. You are right and I am wrong. A nosegay is a small bunch of flowers, typically one that is sweet-scented, so it is a bouquet. But in Germany they called it a nosegay because it made your nose happy.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host09:40
I was right, that's what I said A happy nose, oh a happy nose, so nosegay would be a happy nose, which is a small group of flowers like a bouquet that smells nice but not French. Group of flowers that smells nice but not French. But that would be a bouquet but not French. So it's a nosegay which kind of sounds the same. Alright, anyway, glad we got that cleared up. That would please her too. It is so early in the day that I will. I feel like singing.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host10:17
Oh my God, let's not start.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host10:20
It is so early in the day that I shall still get there in good time. And so she ran from the path into the wood to look for ah. And so she ran from the path into the wood to look for Ah. And so she ran from the path into the wood to look for flowers. And whenever she had picked one, she fancied that she saw a still prettier one farther on and ran after it because it ran from her. And so got deeper and deeper into the wood. This is not going well, not good at all.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host10:53
Meanwhile the wolf ran straight to grandmother's house and knocked at the door.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host11:00
Who's there?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host11:02
Little red cap replied the wolf.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host11:05
She is bringing cake and wine. Open the door, Lift the latch. Called out the grandmother. I'm too weak and cannot get up. I've fallen and can't get up the heck is going on.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host11:22
She's bringing cake and wine open the door. What it says she is bringing cake and wine open the. Did she say that to herself?
Micah (Knob Twister)Host11:33
Well, okay. So she said who is there, and the wolf replied little red cap, but it was more like little red cap, so the grandmother was like well, that's not little red cap but she's bringing the cake and wine. All right, I gotcha. It's going to be party time soon. Do you want to join? It's party time, chumps. It's gonna be party time soon. Do you want to join?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host11:52
It's party time, chumps. It's party time. The wolf lifted the latch, the door sprang open and, without saying a word, he went straight to the grandmother's bread and devoured her. Whew, shoop, wow. Then he put on her clothes. Apparently he stripped her down before devouring her. Anyway, creepy Dressed himself in her cap, laid himself in bed and drew the curtains.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host12:19
Okay.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host12:20
Naked grandma got eaten.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host12:23
Little red cap, however, had been running about picking more flowers, and when she'd gathered so many that she could carry no more, she remembered her grandmother.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host12:35
Oh dear.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host12:36
Set out on the way to her, she was surprised to find the cottage door standing open, and when she went into the room she had such a strange feeling that she said to herself oh dear, how uneasy I feel today. I might just faint, stop it. And at other times I like being with grandmother so much, ugh. She called out, oh, good morning, oh my lord, but received no answer. So she went to the bed and drew back the curtains. I want to get curtains for my bed.
13:17
There lay her grandmother with her cap pulled far over her face and looking very strange. Oh, grandmother, she said, what big ears you have.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host13:25
This was always the weirdest part of the story for me. Yeah, they're huge and hairy, so how do I do? Um, I should have saw this coming.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host13:36
A wolf grandmother. A wolf grandma.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host13:39
The better to hear you with my child, was the reply.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host13:45
But, grandmother, what big eyes you have.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host13:49
The better to see you with my dear.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host13:54
Oh, but grandmother with large hands you have.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host13:58
The better to hug you with.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host14:03
Oh, but grandmother, what a terrible big mouth you have. How?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host14:09
rude, the better to eat you with. And scarcely had the wolf said this, then, with one bound he was out of the bed and swallowed up Redcap. Oh my, ah, okay. When the wolf had appeased his appetite, he laid down again in the bed and fell asleep and began to snore very loud. But at least he didn't strip her before he ate her. That would have been a little weird.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host14:35
A little more weird. Do you remember all the cartoons and short stories of this?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host14:41
Yeah, yeah.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host14:42
Never once was Red Riding Hood that I can remember actually eaten.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host14:48
No, the woodsman comes in and saves her before. Yeah, or she saves them all, or she finds them. Yeah, she finds them out, hmm.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host14:58
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Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host17:01
Preach up brother. Phew, Glad we got that out of the way. Quick recap Everybody loved her except the wolf who ate her Living alone.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host17:09
Red cap, picked some flowers that she never got to give her grandmother. Grandmother is in the belly of the beast. What happened? The beast then dressed up like grandmother and, may I say, pulled her off poorly it was very badly and then ate red cap.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host17:26
What happened to the nose gate? Did he eat that?
Micah (Knob Twister)Host17:28
I assume it's probably in the basket on the floor somewhere.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host17:33
But that's an assumption. He could have washed her grandma and her down with a little bottle of wine and then cake afterwards.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host17:41
I didn't eat cake.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host17:42
He already had the main course. He was full.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host17:45
The wine. That's how he fell asleep.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host17:48
Drunkard.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host17:49
So back to our story, the Huntsman. New character was just passing the house Convenient Nice, and thought to himself oh, the old woman is snoring Really.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host18:05
I must see if she wants anything Like maybe to be left alone to sleep Because she's snoring Weird.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host18:14
So he went into the room and when he came to the bed he saw that the wolf was lying in it. Do I find you here, you old sinner Sinner? And he said I have long sought you.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host18:32
Oh, he's been after the wolf for a while. Was the wolf still in Grandma's clothes? Because?
Micah (Knob Twister)Host18:37
he recognized her pretty quick. I think he's been after Grandma for a while. That's weird, if you know what I mean.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host18:42
Well, I would have to agree with that wink, wink, nudge, nudge. He ran in awfully loud when he heard her snoring, which seemed weird but as she she wants anything.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host18:55
I think maybe she wants to just sleep.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host18:58
Sleep well, it's a good thing he died, mom, that's true-hmm.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host19:03
That's true. I'm glad he did, I'm glad he was Mr Nosy man.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host19:07
Well, we don't know. Well, I'm assuming how it ends. But man, there's another page. Then, just as he was going to fire at him oh, he had a gun it occurred to him that the wolf might have devoured the grandmother, oh no, and that she might still be saved. So he did not fire, but took a pair of scissors and began to cut open the stomach of the sleeping wolf. Now there's a picture for you.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host19:35
Is this before or after the anesthesia?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host19:38
Well, he must have had the bottle of wine.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host19:41
He's out. I'm sorry, but if somebody took a pair of scissors to my stomach, I'd be awake in a hurry Proceed. I didn't mean to interrupt.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host19:51
When he had made two snips, he got through two. No, he's not awake yet. When he made two snips, he saw the little red cap shining. Then he made two snips more he's up to four and the girl sprang out crying. Oh, how frightened I have been and I couldn't breathe for like the last four to eight hours I was covered in stomach acid how dark it was inside the wolf and after that the aged grandmother came out alive also. Oh, thank god scarcely able to breathe.
20:29
Strange enough man, they could hold their breaths it was in stomach acid come on people red cap, however quickly fetched great stones and the wolf still not awake yes, yes, with which they filled the wolf's belly and when he awoke he wanted to run away. This is not in any of the children's books I ever read, but the stones were so heavy that he collapsed at once and fell dead, not from having his guts cut open with scissors, but from the stones that replaced. Somebody did not read an anatomy book, then all three were delighted. I'm delighted.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host21:16
After they took showers, the huntsman drew off the wolf's skin and went home with it. The grandmother ate the cake and drank the wine. Ugh, so I guess the wolf hadn't drank the wine which Redcap had brought and revived. Well, I guess the wolf couldn't have, because he doesn't have opposable thumbs. He would have never got it open.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host21:40
How did he get Grandma's clothes off without opposable thumbs Off and on?
Micah (Knob Twister)Host21:44
You ever thought that maybe Grandma likes to sleep in the nude?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host21:48
Grandma wasn't sleeping when he first got there.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host21:52
That's creepy. Oh where was I? So they revived Grandma with some wine, woo-hoo. But Redcap thought to herself as long as I live, I will never by myself leave the path to run into the wood when my mother has forbidden me to do so.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host22:18
Great lesson you took from that little kid Come on.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host22:21
So we could probably say the entirety of this story is based around that.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host22:27
That was it.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host22:28
Well to listen to your mother, to not stray from the path and stay on task.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host22:33
Yeah, not to talk to strangers. I don't think that was the huge issue that she strayed from the path. The talking to the strangers part, eh.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host22:42
I think they were all things she should have been doing.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host22:45
I think she needed someone to really dislike her intensely for a while.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host22:50
And that would have helped the situation a lot. Or a stranger danger class.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host22:55
So that's not even the end of the story.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host22:57
No, let's keep going. This goes on forever, it gets better, it gets better.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host23:00
Oh wait a minute. The wolf died from stones in his belly after they chopped him open with scissors, and he didn't wake up.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host23:09
Maybe he resurrects.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host23:10
It can't get better than that as a hellhound, ooh, zombie dog.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host23:13
Yeah.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host23:15
It also related that once, when Redcap was again taking cakes to the old grandmother, I told you Another wolf spoke to her.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host23:25
Okay, it's another one, but still.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host23:28
And tried to entice her from the path. The red cab, however, was on her guard. She went straight forward on her way, stay on the path and told her grandmother that she had met a wolf and that he had said good morning to her. Maybe he was a friendly one, but with such a wicked look in his eyes that if they had not been on the public road, she was certain he would have eaten her up. Wicked wolf see, All it took was one person to be mean to her, and now she's suspicious.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host23:58
Good, well, dearie, said the grandmother, we will shut the door that he may not come in.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host24:07
That's useful. What about the path on the way home? Come on people. Soon afterward the wolf knocked and cried Open the door. Grandmother, I am a little red cap and I am bringing some cakes. But they did not speak or open the door. So the gray beard says gray beard. So the gray beard stole twice or thrice around the house and at last jumped on the roof, intending to wait until red cab went home in the evening, and then to steal her and devour her in the darkness.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host24:40
But the grandmother saw what was in his thoughts. In front of the house was a great stone trough. So she said to the child Take the pail Red Cap. I made some sausages yesterday, so carry the old water in which I boiled them to the trough.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host25:01
Odd enough, red Cap carried until the what Red Cap carried until the great trough was quite full. Then the smell of the sausages reached the wolf and he sniffed and peeped down and at last stretched out his neck so far that he could no longer keep his footing and began to slip and slipped down from the roof straight into the trough and was drowned.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host25:30
Oh, the old slip trough trick, the old sausage water trick, yep, the old slip trough Every time. Slip trough sausage water trick. I've used it at least three or four times Gets them every time, stupid wolves, I I've used it at least three or four times. Gets them every time.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host25:44
Stupid wolves. The red cap went joyously home and no, no, come on. And no one ever did anything to harm her again.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host25:53
Well, ever, yeah, ever Well, would you, she'd murder you?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host25:58
if you tried, she'd fill a trough with sausage water.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host26:03
That might get you, Dustin.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host26:09
This is true. This was a stupid story, stupid.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host26:12
It's nothing like I remember at all. No, it was just violence and dumb, like every Grim Ferry Tale it was dumb. I liked it.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host26:23
I don't think it was dumb. Boo on.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host26:25
This one was dumb oh, dustin, I thought it was good how in the world, do you?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host26:30
cut a wolf open, okay, put rocks in and sew it up, and he doesn't notice, he doesn't wake up. How come on the?
Micah (Knob Twister)Host26:38
woodsman was also an anesthesiologist.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host26:43
What.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host26:44
And he didn't want the wolf to harm the grandmother inside. So instead of having to fight the wolf while he cut him open, he just gave him some gas to knock him out, because he carries it around in his doctor bag. It's a lovely story, yeah, while he's cutting down trees just in case he hurts himself.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host27:07
Doesn't make any sense.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host27:08
No, no, it doesn't, but this is the truth. It could have ended. There's historical evidence to this. They've actually found the cabin the grandmother lived in.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host27:17
That's just a lie.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host27:20
Some say they still see Greybeard stalking around the cabin smelling like sausage have you been in the mushrooms? This story could in germany. Anything can happen there it's a magical land the whole last page of the story was unnecessary, completely unnecessary well, maybe that's why they keep it out of the other books and cartoons and such. The second wall how come Disney never did Red Riding Hood or Red Cab?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host27:52
Because it's dumb.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host27:54
I think they could have done a good job with it.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host27:58
They've always got Little Red Riding Hood, but they've never made a movie. Movie, but she's in all the Like short, like Into the Woods. Cartoon shorts. Did you ever watch Into the Woods, the musical?
Micah (Knob Twister)Host28:10
Yeah, but I kind of forced it out of my memory.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host28:13
Yeah, it was awful. It was awful.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host28:15
Disney, not a real Meryl Streep fan.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host28:17
You bit the turd on that one and Once Upon a Time that that show it's got red.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host28:28
I haven't watched that it's not bad. It drags on after the 12th season, but that's the show my wife and kids watch when I'm not home oh, do they watch that? Yeah, yep, they do without me. Thanks, thanks, guys appreciate it.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host28:39
You're not missing much. Just watch the first couple seasons. It was, was good, and then after that it just drags on Anyway.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host28:45
If you think that you can do a better ending to Little Red Cap, go to our website at talesofbedlamcom, click on this episode and, in the comic box, give us your version of a proper ending to this story. Maybe Dustin will agree with your ending more. And he's falling asleep.
29:06
And they lived happily ever after Good night Bye, I need me some whiskey. We gotta pep up. This can't be boring. This is our job. That was a stupid story. I didn't think it was that bad Dumb. I don't think it was that bad, it's not what I remember. Alright, you don't have to agree.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host29:36
There should have been a big fight, not sneaky cutting open.