The Fate of the Witch Wife Transcript
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 0:00
I'll make it stop. Vote for me. I will do away with daylight savings time, because it's idiotic 2020.
Micah (Knob Twister): 0:11
Welcome to Tales of Bedlam. I'm your host, Knob Twister.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 0:16
Well, hello there.
Micah (Knob Twister): 0:18
That would be Sofa Sitter. This is our final tale for November. What Whoop-de-doo what fate of the witch wife witch. This is a native american tale, again collected by elizabeth willis de huff. De huff de huff, whose mother's name was anne boyd wilson willis. That was awesome. They had way too much time on their hands, or something whose mother's name was Anne Boyd Wilson Willis.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 0:46
That was a statement. That's awesome. They had way too much time on their hands, or something.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 0:50
Willis, what you talking about, willis?
Micah (Knob Twister): 0:53
Today's tale, the Fate of the Witch Wife. Let's get started A long time ago. How long ago? At least 200 years, okay A woman named White Corn spent all her days cooking. As it should be Sexist, she would cook piles of food that she never offered to her husband, as it not should be.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 1:22
That is a crime.
Micah (Knob Twister): 1:23
She was a witch, red Flower, the husband, okay, but since the food always disappeared, red Flower began to wonder Hmm, what became of it?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 1:36
Was he kind of slow? He began to wonder. I think after the first time she took piles of food and I didn't get any and then it was gone. I would wonder I wouldn't begin to wonder. So one evening he decided that he would watch the piles of food these people Like a hawk.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 1:55
I wonder if he was hiding behind the letter and see where it went. He took off his moccasins Very important At bedtime and laid down as usual on his blankets Yep, then he pretended to go to sleep With one eye open. Whitecorn waited until she thought he was asleep, then she took out her eyes. She took out her eyes. She plucked them out with a spoon Put them under her eyes.
Micah (Knob Twister): 2:28
She took out her eyes. She plucked them out with a spoon, put them under her blankets.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 2:32
Put owl's eyes in their place.
Micah (Knob Twister): 2:34
So she could see at night.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 2:36
Weird and then put an ear of corn down on the blankets beside Red Flower, because he would never know that she was gone if there was an ear of corn there, right?
Micah (Knob Twister): 2:46
Well, it's an ear of corn. Someone to listen to what it's an ear of corn.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 2:55
In case he wanted somebody to talk to.
Micah (Knob Twister): 2:56
Yeah.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 2:57
It was all ears.
Micah (Knob Twister): 2:59
Corn Wait.
Micah (Knob Twister): 3:00
Corn she said If Red Flower should say anything to me during the night, answer for me.
Micah (Knob Twister): 3:08
Oh my God. After that she put all the food she had cooked into a basket and went out. So it's like a On the town.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 3:17
It's like a walkie-talkie corn.
Micah (Knob Twister): 3:19
No, it's just an ear of corn. It's going to talk to me what is going on. It's a good ear of corn. It's going to talk to me what is going on. It's a good listener. Okay, outside. An owl met her.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 3:32
I hope that wasn't the one she took the eyes from.
Micah (Knob Twister): 3:34
And the two walked away across the prairie together. Unless the owl is her Spirit animal. Yeah, her familiar, her familiar. What a witch, what a witch. She's such a witch Spirit animal.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 3:43
Yeah, her familiar, her familiar. What a witch.
Micah (Knob Twister): 3:45
What a witch she's, such a witch, that witch She'd have?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 3:50
I mean, wow Cursing. You'd think she'd have a jar of water or something to put her eyes in, not just under the pillow. They're going to get all drained out and gross.
Micah (Knob Twister): 3:58
Oh yeah, Like some saline.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 4:01
Yeah, like with saline, yeah, like with the little denture drops in them.
Micah (Knob Twister): 4:03
oh yeah, and get nice and clean, yeah just because when she comes back, they're gonna be really hard to put in they're gonna be all got oh yuck dusty and that's just disgusting. Definitely a good bite, but I would really like some owl eyes. That'd be pretty cool, so like at night time you could just pop in your owl eyes and you have night vision. How awesome would that be.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 4:30
Sounds exhausting.
Micah (Knob Twister): 4:31
Swap out your eyeballs.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 4:34
I'm not ever awake at night, so I wouldn't know. I go to sleep like normal people.
Micah (Knob Twister): 4:39
I'm kind of sad for this guy. I mean, he ain't getting no food.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 4:44
And he's named Red Flower flower and she's cheating on him with an owl well, with a name like that, it's probably a pushover you are are there red daisies uh like, yeah, there's red flowers that look like daisy so he's just a pushover. What do they call them? I do know, but I can't think of that.
Micah (Knob Twister): 5:05
Poppies Red poppies.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 5:08
So he was just dreaming it all. He was into the poppies.
Micah (Knob Twister): 5:12
That's it, dustin, you've got it figured out. None of this is really happening, because who could really pull their eyes out and put owl eyeballs in?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 5:21
Yeah, put the poppies down. Red flower it's gone too far.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 5:26
We've gone off topic. We haven't got through half the page yet. Red flower jumped up off his blanket and followed them. After a long walk, they went into a cave where there were many other people, all with owl's eyes. It's like some eyes wide shut. Nonsense, for they were all, all witches. Everybody was a witch. The witches had taken off their blankets and they went into the cave Naked witches and thrown them into a big pile by the door. Well, it's a witch blanket party. This is getting weird and we're not even off the first page yet. They take off their blankets and went into the cave, threw them in a big pile by the door.
Micah (Knob Twister): 6:06
Red.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 6:06
Flower slipped quietly into the cave and hid under the blankets. Good thinking, red Flower. Nice job, no one will see you there. What happened to the corn during all of this? Nobody knows. He's still listening.
Micah (Knob Twister): 6:17
Very soon. The chief witch. Hey, hey, oh, very soon. The chief witch called the council to order. Ha, he cried.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 6:27
I smell fresh blood. I smell human flesh. Creepy Fee, fie foe fom. There is a man inside. Let us find him.
Micah (Knob Twister): 6:41
And so the witches began to look everywhere for the man. They discovered Red Flower under the blankets and pulled him out.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 6:51
So they're in a big cave with a pile of blankets.
Micah (Knob Twister): 6:56
Where else would he?
Micah (Knob Twister): 6:57
be? Where else would he hide? I guess maybe behind a stalagmite, maybe, I don't know.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 7:07
Too bad they didn't have a ladder.
Micah (Knob Twister): 7:10
Yes, because it's very good to hide behind.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 7:13
Why do you hide, brother?
Micah (Knob Twister): 7:16
Said the chief witch, you are welcome to our council.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 7:21
But first you must bring to us the heart of a person whom you love best of all in the world?
Micah (Knob Twister): 7:29
Obviously, it's not his wife.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 7:30
That is the price you must pay for having come among us Hurry and return with a before day break.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 7:40
His wife was in this party, right, yeah, okay.
Micah (Knob Twister): 7:43
Naked with all the other ones.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 7:44
Redflower went away very sad. He dared not disobey the witches, for it would mean torture and death for him to do so. He loved his sister better than anyone else and he could not kill her in order to take her heart to the witches. What must he do when he remembered his big red rooster? Oh my god, he hated to kill red rooster. Oh my god, he hated to kill his rooster. But he had to carry a freshly bleeding heart to the witches, because the witches don't know the difference between a rooster heart and a human heart. I mean, who does so? He went to the chicken house and killed him.
Micah (Knob Twister): 8:19
Well, if you deal with a lot of human hearts, I would assume that you would See the differences.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 8:26
Well, one of them's probably kind of small, not necessarily.
Micah (Knob Twister): 8:30
First of all, he does say a big red rooster and if you go back to Hans the Hedgehog, he was riding around a horse-sized rooster.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 8:41
No, I thought we determined that he was small.
Micah (Knob Twister): 8:44
No, because he was the size of a man.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 8:49
So Redflower has Hans the Hedgehog's rooster?
Micah (Knob Twister): 8:52
Yes, and he killed it All the way from Germany, killed it, cut its heart out or it's just like a cousin to that rooster. It's a strain of super large red roosters. They no longer grow in this world Because could you imagine the size of the breasts and the legs? Sounds delicious. The chicken wings would be as big as your leg.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 9:18
That's fine with me. However big the rooster was, it's dead now. When he returned to the witch's cave with the heart, there were other new members there with fleshly bleeding hearts. Well, they were just out recruiting.
Micah (Knob Twister): 9:33
A lot of people died that night, or chickens.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 9:38
Now that you have brought the hearts of the persons whom you love best, said the chief witch.
Micah (Knob Twister): 9:44
You must be initiated into our order by going with us under the rainbow at the end of the cave.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 9:54
What a weird thing, poppies. There is definitely some drugs. Someone was in the peyote. They're going under the rainbow.
Micah (Knob Twister): 10:03
At the end of the cave If there is a pot of gold.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 10:06
I'm done. The witch is all formed in line and passed under the rainbow. Oh yeah, there can't be a rainbow in a cave. If there is a pot of gold, I'm done. The witches all formed in line and passed under the rainbow. Oh yeah, there can't be a rainbow in a cave. Each witch turned, don't you argue with?
Micah (Knob Twister): 10:17
me, there has to be light.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 10:19
Each witch turned into an animal. They were coyotes, foxes, bears, hawks and owls, and let's just guess when Red Flower passed under, he became a rooster.
Micah (Knob Twister): 10:31
That's not what it says.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 10:33
There was a typo on mine. Mine says coyote.
Micah (Knob Twister): 10:36
I know that in the Native American tales a coyote often represented like a trickster or the devil, or death sometimes.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 10:45
Why didn't he become a?
Micah (Knob Twister): 10:46
rooster? No, he became a coyote.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 10:48
I understand that, but why he had a rooster. No, he became a coyote, I understand that, but why he had a rooster heart moving along.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 10:54
Now animals and friends.
Micah (Knob Twister): 10:56
Let us test the new hearts and the chief witch took a sharp stick and thrust it into each of the newly brought in hearts. The other hearts cried out like humans in agony. Oh lord warn me, but Red Flower's heart squawked like a rooster.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 11:19
That was sad.
Micah (Knob Twister): 11:26
Good job. He has, he he.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 11:32
I'm gonna kill you again.
Micah (Knob Twister): 11:34
He has deceived us cried one of the witches. All of the witches. He has deceived us, cried all of the witches, but they went on with their ceremonies.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 11:45
What they just ignored it.
Micah (Knob Twister): 11:47
What the heck? Who cares?
Micah (Knob Twister): 11:50
So what if he broke the rules? After a short time, however, the witches told Redflower that he might go to sleep, since he was not yet accustomed to staying awake all night. What happens? So they fixed a bed of blankets for him and he went to sleep. Really, he's falling for that. I would be like you know what I think I think I had enough fun tonight with the rainbows and the bleeding hearts I think I'll just go home I'm good, I'll just have a.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 12:18
You guys are great, give me a cappuccino I'll be fine, I agree with that. He and he went right to sleep wow, it's drugs. While red flower was asleep, the witches took him and laid him on a narrow shelf of rock halfway down a steep cliff. Oh, at the grand canyon yeah, and left him do it. That's not good. When red flower woke and found himself in such a perilous position, he could not even move or he would have fallen off the rocks Fallen off.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 12:52
Onto the rocks far below, he began to mournfully sing oh yeah, mother sister, she will harm me, mother sister, she will harm me, mother sister, she will take my heart out. Does that sing it mournful? It will kill me to take my heart out, white corn will harm me.
Micah (Knob Twister): 13:31
I punch your face. You missed your calling. You should record an album. I should, not. The Little Chipmunks, I love it. The next sentence starts the little chipmunks. Make me sing that horrible stuff. And then you get to read the little chipmunks. The little chipmunks in their village, among the cliffs, heard red flowers singing. They ran out of their houses in such a hurry or maybe a scurry to see what the noise was that they ran over grandmother chipmunks freshly molded pottery and spoiled it all what the hell.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 14:09
These are some well-trained chipmunks. That's some little pots. Go, said Grandmother Chipmunk to one of the chipmunk boys and see who that is in trouble. Perhaps we may be able to help him.
Micah (Knob Twister): 14:24
So Alvin, simon and Theodore ran up the cliff. To Wow, Alvin, simon and Theodore ran up the cliff to Wow, wow, alvin, wow.
Micah (Knob Twister): 14:36
So Alvin, simon and Theodore ran up the cliff to Redflower. Redflower told him what had happened and the chipmunk hurried down into the canyon to Grandmother Spider. Oh my gosh, this is amazing, because I want to live in a world where I can canyon to Grandmother Spider. Oh my gosh, this is amazing, because I want to live in a world where I can talk to chipmunks and spiders and go under rainbows and caves and turn into other animals. Oh, you need some poppies, dude, you can grow your own.
Micah (Knob Twister): 15:03
Grandmother Spider he said the witches have left the red flower on the ledge of rock to die. What shall we do?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 15:11
Grandmother Spider hurried into the house and brought out an acorn of water that's a weird way to measure water and an acorn cup of cornmeal mush. Didn't we have a native story before where they were eating mush of an acorn?
Micah (Knob Twister): 15:26
Out of a thimble, out of a thimble right, and it was a. It was grandmother spider who did it true, dad?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 15:34
first of all she said take this to him and tell him to eat. Then come back to me. Chipmunk took the acorns to red Flower. Oh, Chipmunk, I am starving. This will not even be a taste for me, but I thank you just the same. It sounded Irish.
Micah (Knob Twister): 15:56
Or Scottish Well, there was a rainbow. It's true, it's true. Grandmother Spider says eat it replied Chipmunk, and then he ran back to the spider village.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 16:08
It's just crack Chipmunks. I can just see the spider village Just crack Chipmunks. I can just see the chipmunks on crack Redflower ate and ate and drank and drank until he had plenty and still, oh, the acorn cup and the acorn were full of mush and water Magic stuff.
Micah (Knob Twister): 16:26
Magical.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 16:27
I've got to find me a spider that has one of these. When Chipmunk returned, he brought with him a pine needle. That's not what that says. He brought with him a pine seed. He dropped it straight down to the bottom of the canyon from the shelf where Red Flower was, and immediately a pine tree began to grow.
Micah (Knob Twister): 16:46
Whoop-de-doo Nice, the witches will come this evening the chipmunk and drop food down from above. They want you to write to kitchen so that you will fall off and be killed. Grandmother spider says for you to shut your eyes and pretend to be asleep when they come and do not reach out for the food they drop sure enough, that evening the witches came and dropped buckskin bags of food down the cliff.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 17:09
Was this all the food that White Corn was cooking before?
Micah (Knob Twister): 17:12
Yeah, probably.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 17:13
But Red Flower kept perfectly still until they went away.
Micah (Knob Twister): 17:18
The next day, Chipmunk brought fresh food. Beware the witches again tonight he said they ran up and down the growing pine tree, chanting a song as he ran, and the tree grew and grew.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 17:32
I wonder what that song was. This is just getting weird. Miracle grow. No, we don't need to sing.
Micah (Knob Twister): 17:38
Miracle grow. Mix it with some water Pour it on the roots Miracle grow.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 17:44
I very much doubt that the native chipmunks use miracle grow.
Micah (Knob Twister): 17:49
Well, how did they make everything?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 17:51
grow so well back then.
Micah (Knob Twister): 17:52
Chipmunk poop, chipmunk poop, really yeah, it's good fertilizer. I remember hearing a story that they put dead fish in with the seed to grow the corn.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 18:04
I don't know. I guess it depends on which tribe of natives you are.
Micah (Knob Twister): 18:07
It's like fertilizer, disgusting, kind of like Miracle-Gro, but it stinks. Yeah that's awful yeah.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 18:14
Miracle-Gro Then your corn tastes like fish. The witches came again that night and dropped more food over the cliff, but Red Flower kept his eyes closed. He heard Chief Witch say Is Chief Witch a girl or a boy?
Micah (Knob Twister): 18:31
I'm assuming it's a girl.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 18:32
It is strange that Red Flower is not hungry. He does not even try to catch the food he is not dead for. I can smell his fresh blood.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 18:44
I thought he was a coyote. Let us plant some other way to get rid of him. I think he lost his coyote.
Micah (Knob Twister): 18:47
I didn't explain that You're right, because think he lost his coyote. I didn't explain that. You're right, Because if he was a coyote still he'd probably eat the chipmunk.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 18:54
Delicious. Let us plan some other way to get rid of him. And the witches went away.
Micah (Knob Twister): 19:02
The third day, chipmunk came again with food from grandmother spider. This time he brought with him some herb medicine.
Micah (Knob Twister): 19:10
The witches will come tonight as snakes said the chipmunk. And we'll crawl down and try to push you off this ledge. Take this herb juice when the witches come down, sprinkle it on them.
Micah (Knob Twister): 19:21
Then chipmunk ran up and down the big pine tree chanting his little song, miracle, grow. And the tree continued to grow and grow and grow this is ridiculous.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 19:35
That night the witches came. Two of them were, as you might have guessed, snakes who crawled down the face of the cliff to Red Flower to push him off onto the rocks below, but Red Flower sprinkled them with the herb juice weird and both of them fell dead.
Micah (Knob Twister): 19:55
that's some potent herb juice I bet it had like hot peppers in it or something it's hemlock, hemlock away down into the canyon.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 20:04
Oh, they fell. Oh then the other witches were afraid and ran away. Bye-bye witches.
Micah (Knob Twister): 20:11
The next morning the tree had grown up to where Red Flower was lying. Chipmunk came early and ran up the tree, but the top bent under his weight. He ran down four times, chanting, and each time the tree grew stronger and stronger, until after the fourth time it was strong enough to hold up Red Flower. Come on, said the chipmunk to him.
Micah (Knob Twister): 20:37
Grandmother Spider's waiting for us.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 20:39
Oh, this is exhausting. There's so much running and talking fast, it's wearing me out.
Micah (Knob Twister): 20:45
And singing my gosh.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 20:47
So Chipmunk and red flower climbed down the pine tree and went to the spider's village in the canyon because there was a spider village. Old grandmother spider met them at her door. Come in.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 21:01
She said I have been waiting for you, and I have a feast already prepared, ah.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 21:12
For four days Redflower stayed with the spiders in their village that was cramped. They gave him good food.
Micah (Knob Twister): 21:18
I wonder if he smashed any of them what the heck.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 21:22
You roll over in your sleep and kill half the village. They gave him good food and new clothes for Buckskin. On the fourth day, grandmother Spider said to him it is time now for you to go back to your home.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 21:36
Take the shiny disc with you and wear it on your breast Weird.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 21:42
When your wife sees you and begs for it roll it onto her and she will receive her just punishment.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 21:50
Now goodbye to you. No soup for you.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 21:57
So he's gonna put a shiny disc on his breast.
Micah (Knob Twister): 22:01
So Redflower set out for his home. When he drew near, someone saw him and called to Whitecorn.
Micah (Knob Twister): 22:10
Your lost husband's returning home again and.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 22:13
Red Flower walked over and punched him in the mouth.
Micah (Knob Twister): 22:16
White Corn, with her two sisters who had been helping her to grind corn, ran out of her house. They saw the wonderful shining circle on his breast.
Micah (Knob Twister): 22:28
Oh, please give that shiny circle to me.
Micah (Knob Twister): 22:33
Each one cried.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 22:35
What's the circle? We're not going to get to know who to are we? This is a shiny circle.
Micah (Knob Twister): 22:40
Just a shiny circle.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 22:42
Is it rock? Is it metal? Is it what is it?
Micah (Knob Twister): 22:47
Uh, it's obviously shiny and circular and can be hung from your neck over your breasts, so it's probably kind of like a necklace, but what comes to mind is the idea of animals and how they get so, um, emotional, captured by something shiny, you know, like um like a raccoon or a crow. They would find a shiny object a rat and would want it and put it in their nest. So it's just like a piece of trash. It's tinfo Probably is, but it's got a magical curse on it.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 23:32
I'm going with tinfoil. I cannot give it to all of you, replied the man, but if you will stand in a row facing me in the plaza I will roll it toward you. It's a huge ball of tinfoil and whoever catches it may have it. So the three sisters stood in a row with White Corn in the center. He rolled the disc straight towards White Corn and it struck the buckskin with which one of her legs was wrapped. Immediately she turned into a snake with a shiny head.
Micah (Knob Twister): 24:01
Oh.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 24:03
And wiggled, I'm sorry, and wriggled, which is different than wiggled hurriedly away. And ever since that time, rattlesnakes have had shiny heads.
Micah (Knob Twister): 24:14
Oh, it makes so much sense now.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 24:18
I've never gotten close enough to a rattlesnake to see if its head was shiny, but I don't think they are.
Micah (Knob Twister): 24:23
Seven pages so that we would know how rattlesnakes got a shiny head. It's amazing. You people need to lay off the puppies, talking about bringing a story together with a great conclusion.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 24:40
And there it. Well, now we know, but I still don't know what the shiny stuff was. But okay, it was good, that was a good one. Seemed to drag on a bit, but if you really think about it, this is a tale they told at night bedtime story around the fire. You don't want like three pages or half a page. There was a witch that got smacked with a piece of tinfoil and that's why snakes have shiny heads. They have the whole thing. They're probably dancing in their suits. Hmm, that was terribly racist. I apologize.
Micah (Knob Twister): 25:11
What Like around the campfire, yeah, and singing.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 25:16
Dancing in their suits.
Micah (Knob Twister): 25:17
Hmm.
Micah (Knob Twister): 25:20
We'd like to thank Miracle Grow who, uh what. We would like to thank Miracle Grow for sponsoring this episode. And the Wicked Witch of the West for letting us use her poppy fields yes, without it we wouldn't have been able to digest this story, but we will digest the yummy tomatoes that our Miracle Grow will help, that's gotta be so bad for you pouring chemicals all over it's not. It's all minerals. What you need to do is get a chipmunk Chipmunk To poop on my tomatoes, to run up and down them.
Micah (Knob Twister): 25:58
Oh yeah, singing that magical song and then just grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, and a magic spider and a chipmunk. That's all you need, because then I would have big tomatoes and I'd have endless water and corn mush.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 26:12
Sounds good to me.
Micah (Knob Twister): 26:14
Corn mush. We could make like little like corn tortillas, and then put tomato paste all over them and call them Mexican pizzas. We don't say that word. What Mexican Racist. Why it's a country south of where we live. They're Americans. No, I'm pretty sure when you go to Mexico they say that they're Mexicans.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 26:41
It's on the continent of America. They're Americans, oh snap.
Micah (Knob Twister): 26:47
Okay, well, I still think they identify as Mexicans, but I have no idea what we're talking about. I don't know either. So before we get ourselves in too much more trouble and start yet another Mexican-American war, Wow. We're just going to go ahead and say hey, if you liked what you heard, pass it on to a friend or family member. And you know what? We haven't heard from anybody for a real long time.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 27:15
I got a tweeter.
Micah (Knob Twister): 27:16
You could comment on our website at TalesOfBethlehemcom, you can tweet me.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 27:23
I got a tweet. I finally got a tweet.
Micah (Knob Twister): 27:26
What did it say?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 27:27
It was a question about Shrew Peter. Really yeah.
Micah (Knob Twister): 27:30
And what did they say? They?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 27:31
wanted to know if we had the entire edition or well what was it?
Micah (Knob Twister): 27:37
Did you tell them to check the show notes, because there is a link there to the entire book?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 27:41
I will now.
Micah (Knob Twister): 27:43
So if you're a listening listener and you still want to check out that book in full, go to our website at talesofbedlamcom. Go to the show notes and check out the show notes for Stroll Peter and there is a link there for the entire book. You're welcome.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 28:00
Okay.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter): 28:01
Thank you, sir, good night, I'm out. Bye-bye now.
Micah (Knob Twister): 28:06
I'm going to go find me a rainbow.