The Man-Eating Wife Transcript
Micah (Knob Twister)Host00:03
Welcome to Tales of Bedlam. I'm your host, Micah, I'm Dustin, and once again we have our two lovely ladies, our better halves. The balls and chains are here.
SandyHost00:17
Yes, Micah, that is amazing.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host00:20
He just called you a ball and chain. Is that sarcasm? Oh, I thought you were being serious, are you?
AndreaHost00:25
kidding me Ouch.
SandyHost00:27
Well, I am Sandy and I am Dustin's wife oh that was beautiful and I'm Andrea, I'm Micah's wife.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host00:36
Aww, hey baby, hey honey.
AndreaHost00:37
Stop.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host00:39
I love you.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host00:42
We are a fairy tale audio comedy. It's funny too that focuses on grim's fairy tales, but we do tales from all over the world, different cultures, it's true. Today we're doing a north american tale that's what it says right on here.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host01:01
North american.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host01:01
American and it's called the Man-Eating Wife, the Little Old Woman and the Morning Star. The Man-Eating Wife, Wow.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host01:10
I don't like this story already no.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host01:13
I think it's going to be a good one. But first we just want to remind you that we're going to be at Vision Con in Springfield, missouri.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host01:19
May.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host01:20
On May 10th, 11th and 12th.
SandyHost01:25
Mother's Day, so maybe this is appropriate. We're going to be man-eating wives.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host01:28
See, we got permission to be there from our wives we asked first. You did, but we'll never live it down.
AndreaHost01:35
I think no, probably not Could have said no, you're right, it's because we love you guys. So if you don't have a mother and would like to visit us.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host01:42
So if you don't have a mother and would like to, visit us or a wife, this has gone off the rails and we haven't even started and you're in the area of Springfield, missouri. Please stop by. You can purchase tickets on our website at TalesOfBedlamcom.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host01:57
You can still come to VisionCon if you have a mother.
AndreaHost02:00
Or a wife.
SandyHost02:01
Or a baby mama.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host02:03
But you might anger someone, so make sure you take your mother or wife to Cheddar's first and then come to Vision Con Gosh.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host02:13
Mother's Day is only on Sunday.
AndreaHost02:15
Hey, we're going to be there.
SandyHost02:16
I also think that there are lots of mothers and wives who will be there participating in Vision Con. There's cool stuff.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host02:21
That's right, because there are cool wives like ours that's right, okay, you didn't even let me finish my sentence and you were already judging me sandy's gonna dress up in a wonder woman outfit this is a family show I mean like it's an appropriate wonder woman so without further ado. The man-eating wife, the little old woman and the morning star, oh my gosh. A man and a woman lived by themselves in a clearing in the forest. The man hunted Semicolon, the woman raised beans and corn, as it should be.
AndreaHost03:02
One day, when the woman sat in front of the fire baking an ash cake, a large spark flew out and burned her.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host03:10
Oh.
AndreaHost03:11
She rubbed the spot with her finger and when it began to blister, she wet her finger in her mouth and rubbed the blister.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host03:29
In this way she got the taste of her own flesh and she liked it. What it's like a scab eater? The first paragraph. So she get the taste of cannibalism from herself that's how it starts she loves the taste of the medical fact, dustin, don't lick your wounds. I've never mind Wow.
SandyHost03:46
She took a flint knife, cut out the burnt piece of flesh and ate it, whoa.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host03:52
Gross what did she do? What did she do Sandy, Did she what?
SandyHost03:57
She uh, do I have to? No, the taste was so agreeable that she took a coal of fire, burned another place on her arm, cut out the flesh and ate it.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host04:10
This chick needs to talk to somebody immediately.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host04:14
At least she's cooking it first. She wouldn't want to get worms or nothing. It's like the Santa Clarita diet. What are you?
SandyHost04:20
talking about? Yeah, weird, maybe she has, mr. What is that? Ball legs.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host04:30
Mr Ball Legs from Santa Clara Diet.
SandyHost04:31
The desire grew upon her and she kept burning and eating herself till she had eaten all of the flesh she could reach on her arms and legs.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host04:41
And this story is over. Everybody, have a lovely evening. We'll see you next time. I'm not going anywhere. I got to sleep tonight. Everybody, have a lovely evening. We'll see you next time. I'm not going anywhere. I've got to sleep tonight.
SandyHost04:49
I have a question. So like she was just walking around with bones Apparently, what about like arteries? Did she like get into an artery? She could bleed out.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host04:59
This is a fairy tale.
AndreaHost05:00
Sandy there has to be, a little reveal in non-truthful stories. Skin grows back. It scars me, I don't know. We'll see, go ahead.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host05:11
The man had a dog that was wise and was his friend. The dog sat by the fire and watched the woman.
AndreaHost05:18
When she was about halfway through eating herself, she said to him you had better go and tell your friend to run away and to take you with him. If he doesn't hurry off, I shall eat both of you.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host05:35
I've never seen a weirder sentence in my life. When she was about halfway through eating herself, the dog ran as fast as he could and when he came to where the man was hunting, he told him what had happened. Because we have a talking dog, it's a fairy tale. Thank you that his wife had become an. Oh my gosh really anguillas, anguillas, anguillas.
06:04
That his wife had become an anguillas, anguillas, anguillas, anguillas. That his wife had become an anguillas, which is apparently a man eater, even though right now she's only a woman eater. Yeah, eating her and was going to eat herself and then eat them.
SandyHost06:17
Because women taste better than men, so she has to like that's the appetizer oh my gosh, this is gruesome.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host06:29
End of is gruesome end of the mic. End of the mic. Sorry, the man and the dog started off. The dog's legs were short. Oh, he was a corgi, he couldn't run fast. Or a wiener dog yeah, well, I guess quarter corgis are british, aren't they? He couldn't run fast, so the man put him in a hollow tree and commanded him to become punk. That's what it says. Commanded him to become punk. So apparently the dog got like a studded collar and spiked his hair up and got a leather jacket.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host06:55
That's what I got from this. Pierced his ears.
SandyHost06:58
Carried a guitar in his back or something.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host07:00
Very emo Got some Converse.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host07:03
Converse is not punk. It can be. Converse is not punk.
SandyHost07:05
It can be. Converse is like day first. Oh my gosh.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host07:09
If you color them all in with the dark sharpie, they can be punk.
AndreaHost07:12
There you go.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host07:14
You have to get like a bedazzler and spike them.
SandyHost07:18
That's what I would do.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host07:19
We are off topic.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host07:21
Yeah Well, that was just a weird thing to say. Commanded him to become punk with no explanation.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host07:26
I think that means just still.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host07:30
Hey, be punk. The dog was willing, for he wanted his master to save himself.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host07:37
But wiener dogs are tastier, they're delicious. The man went on as fast as he could until he came to a river with high banks.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host07:46
by the river sat an old man grandfather said the man, I am in great trouble, put me across the river, save me. My wife is following and wants to kill and eat me which is something you never want to have to say.
SandyHost08:01
Yeah I know she is following you, said the old man, but she is still a long way off. I will put you across, but first you must bring me a basket full of fish from my fish pond. Why what?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host08:20
What's going on? I know your crazy wife wants to eat you. But first I need you to go fishing.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host08:30
My fish pond.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host08:31
She's right behind me, holy cow this is bizarre. She's probably eating my dog right now. No kidding Poor dog.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host08:42
Well, the man went for the fish. The pond was enclosed. That's a nice detail that we didn't need. On the bank there was a basket with a handle handy detail that we didn't need on the bank there was a basket with a handle handy. The man caught a large number of fish, filled the basket and carried it to the old man who cooked the fish.
SandyHost08:57
And then he said sit down and eat with me. I haven't got time. What?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host09:03
the hell when he's what they ate together.
SandyHost09:06
Then the old man said now you must bring me a basket full of groundnuts.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host09:11
And then he punched the old guy in the face and took his boat. No, what is going on? The man ran to the old man's garden, dug up the groundnuts whatever a groundnut is, and quickly as possible and carried them to him. And after he had cooked them and eat the nuts, he said Now I will put you across the river. It's about dang time. He lay down at the edge of the water and, leaning on his elbows, stretched his neck to the opposite bank and called out Walk across my neck, what what.
SandyHost09:53
But be careful, I'm not as strong as I used to be?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host09:59
Was that the Fantastic Four dude that stretches out? What the heck?
Micah (Knob Twister)Host10:03
is going on. Great, great, great grandpa, oh Lord.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host10:09
I told you this is the craziest story. Go ahead and walk across my neck, that's fine, but be careful, because I'm not as strong.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host10:16
I told you this is the craziest story.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host10:19
The man walked over carefully. It was nice of him.
SandyHost10:23
Then the old man bade him goodbye, saying Far off in the west, you will come to a large bark house Oof, oof. Far off in the west, you will come to a large bark house.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host10:38
That house belongs to your three aunts and they will help you. After the woman sent the dog away what?
SandyHost10:44
Why is there a dog? Oh?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host10:46
Yeah, who knows, she found the dog and sent him away. Oh, this was from earlier, when she sent him away, when she said go tell your master that I'm going to eat him.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host10:55
Oh, okay, I was like whoa. After the woman sent the dog away, she took a stick and pushing the marrow out of her bones ate it. She needs to have some help. She filled her bones with pebbles and the pebbles rattled as she moved. What Every little while she stopped eating and danced. And when she heard the stones rattle in her legs and arms, she said oh, that sounds good.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host11:29
This is the weirdest thing I've ever heard in my life, it gets even weirder. So now she's a cannibal, human maraca. The woman devoured everything in the cabin Meat, bread, skins, everything that could be eaten. She's got pica.
SandyHost11:45
She definitely needs some. She has some deficiencies, yeah.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host11:48
She needs some Flintstones vitamins or something, and when there was nothing left, she started off to find her husband. Uh-oh, she came upon his tracks and followed them. Once in a while she stopped and danced and listened with delight to the rattle of the pebbles in her bones.
SandyHost12:05
She had joy in her heart.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host12:08
She had a tumor in her brain. Hey now.
AndreaHost12:11
Hey, too close that's brain. Hey, now hey.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host12:13
Too close. Oh, sorry about that.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host12:15
Then she went on again. When she came to the bank of the river and saw the old ferryman, she screamed to him Old man, come. No, you got to scream, you got to scream.
AndreaHost12:27
I didn't want to.
SandyHost12:27
Just do it, get in there, get in there and do it.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host12:30
Jump in, jump in, it Get in there, get in there and do it, jump in it.
AndreaHost12:32
Old man, come and put me across the river. I am following my husband, be quick.
SandyHost12:45
And we've got the southern Dixie wife.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host12:46
She can't help where her roots are from. The fisherman turned slowly toward her and said I can't put you across.
SandyHost12:54
There is no crossing for a woman who is chasing her husband to catch him and eat him.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host13:00
But the woman urged and begged till at last.
SandyHost13:03
The old man said I'll put you across, because I changed my mind that quickly. Yeah right.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host13:09
Because the crazy rattling lady begged him.
SandyHost13:13
I'll put you across, but first you must bring me a basket full of fish and dig me a basket full of ground nuts.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host13:21
Didn't this dude just eat?
SandyHost13:22
What's going?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host13:23
on with these people in this story? Are these zombies?
Micah (Knob Twister)Host13:30
She brought the fish and the nuts, but when they were cooked she wouldn't eat with the old man, she would eat nothing but human flesh.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host13:40
No, but she just ate everything in the cabin.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host13:42
Like.
SandyHost13:42
Santa Clarita Diet. This is weird.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host13:46
After the old man had eaten the fish and the nuts, he stretched his neck across the river, but in the form of a horse's neck, very narrow and arching.
AndreaHost13:57
The woman was angry and asked how do you think I'm gonna walk on that you can do?
SandyHost14:04
as you like, answered he. I am old. I can't make my neck flat. It would break as it is. You must walk carefully.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host14:23
No matter how the woman raged, she had to stay where she was or cross on the arched neck. Is it really this huge of a deal? At last, she started picking her steps and scolding as she went. The water was deep and full of terrible creatures, of course it was when the woman reached the middle of the river, the old man, angry because she scolded, jerked his neck. Yeah, she fell into the water and that minute was seized and devoured, all except her stomach. That floated down the river and passed the house of the three ants, I mean come on, that made perfect sense.
SandyHost14:58
He didn't give any grief to the dude who'd wanted to cross, but he's giving grief to the woman Are?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host15:05
you seriously arguing the woman's point here?
SandyHost15:07
I mean sure she eats her own flesh.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host15:09
I think he was making it difficult for her. He wanted her to fall in because he made his neck thin and arched, whereas with the man, the husband, he made it flat and smooth so that he could walk across.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host15:21
Right, because she was chasing him down to eat him.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host15:24
He was creating a trap for her Sure.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host15:27
She's just mad because the woman died.
SandyHost15:29
No, I mean, she was a treacherous.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host15:32
Well, sure, her stomach is still here.
SandyHost15:34
She can still eat.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host15:35
Yeah, we're, yeah, we got our ways here. You really can't argue the woman's point. In this case she's a bad lady. The woman's life was in her stomach. Of course it was. The ants were watching, for their nephew had been at the house and they had promised to help him. They caught the stomach, chopped it up and killed it. This is some zombie crap going on. The husband hurried on till he came to a forest where he found a young woman gathering sticks.
SandyHost16:04
Where are you going?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host16:06
Asked the woman oh, it's still me. Yeah, I'm going on till I find a pleasant peasant to live with, A pleasant peasant. Who wrote that line.
SandyHost16:16
That's so cute. Stay here and be, my husband said, the woman. We can live happily if you can manage my grandmother, who is a little old woman and very troublesome.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host16:29
Really Does she eat people?
Micah (Knob Twister)Host16:33
The woman was good looking, pleasant and young Of course she was the man was glad to go home with her.
SandyHost16:42
He better be.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host16:45
As long as she doesn't try to eat him Right. When they came to the cabin, the little old woman was sitting outside. She was not half as tall as an ordinary person and was very thick.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host16:57
Well, that was a lovely way to say. She was short and fat, jeez.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host17:05
As soon as she saw them, she called out.
AndreaHost17:08
Oh, you have brought a husband. Give him something to eat.
SandyHost17:14
Ask him in Grandmother, said the young woman.
AndreaHost17:18
The old woman said Come in.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host17:21
They followed her into the cabin and sat down. Then she picked up a club and began to beat her granddaughter saying you want a husband, do you? You gotta say that a little with some spunk.
SandyHost17:37
She's beating her with a club Husband, do you?
Micah (Knob Twister)Host17:41
You sounded way too sweet for beating your granddaughter.
AndreaHost17:46
You want a husband, do you?
Micah (Knob Twister)Host17:49
Perfect. She struck and struck and the woman endured the blows without saying a word. There is some serious issues going on in this story.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host18:01
The next morning the old woman said to her granddaughter's new husband they got married in between the beatings. What happened?
AndreaHost18:08
We must go to the island and hunt.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host18:13
Did he not have a problem with this beating? What is going?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host18:15
on they went.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host18:17
The island was low and in the center of a deep lake. Be an island if it was low, in the center of a lake.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host18:26
Keep reading, it explains.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host18:29
They landed and drew up the canoe. Then the old woman said, pointing in a direction away from the landing Take your place over there.
AndreaHost18:36
I will drive the game towards you.
SandyHost18:39
He either thought it was really scary as hell and he didn't want anything to do with her or he just thought it was really hot, I don't know.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host18:47
Oh my god, wow, see what happens, see what happens.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host18:53
Oh, my PG. And this is from the counselor, the professional counselor.
AndreaHost18:59
I am a human with needs.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host19:03
Wow, moving along, when the man had gone some distance, he turned and saw that the old woman was in the canoe, paddling off as fast as she could go. He called to her but she didn't answer. But who would have saw that coming? He stayed all day on the island. There was no way of escape Except for swimming maybe After a while he noticed watermarks very high up on the trees and he knew that at times the island was almost underwater. Bum, bum bum.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host19:36
When night came, the water began to rise. The man climbed the tallest tree he could find. The water kept rising and he kept climbing. About halfway between midnight and morning, when all the smaller trees were covered, the man was at the very top of the high tree and around was a crowd of creatures waiting to devour him. All at once the man saw the morning star shining brightly. Then he remembered that in his youth the morning star had promised him in a dream to help him in time of trouble or peril, and he thought if yeah, and he thought where was the morning star when my wife was trying to eat me?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host20:20
if the morning star will hurry the day and make light come quickly, the water will go down and I will be saved, because that's how tides work, and he sang oh I hate you.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host20:32
Oh morning star, hurry on the day. Oh morning, hurry on the day. Oh, morningstar, hurry on the day. There's more. When I was young, you promised to help me if I were ever in great peril.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host20:53
That was the worst.
SandyHost20:55
I can't handle it.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host20:56
Very good, that was the worst song. Can't handle it. Very good, that was the worst song that anybody ever wrote.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host21:01
The morning star lived in a beautiful house and had a small boy as a servant. Of course they did. Hearing the voice, he called to the boy.
SandyHost21:11
Who is that shouting On the island?
AndreaHost21:15
Oh, Said the boy that is the husband Of the little old woman's granddaughter. He says that when he was young you promised in a dream to help him.
SandyHost21:29
Yes, I did promise, said the morning star. Let day come right away.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host21:34
Yeah, I bet you do a little boy servant. What? Oh snap, Let day come right away. Yeah, I bet you do a little boy servant.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host21:39
What? Yeah, oh oh. Snap Day came immediately and the water on the island went down at once. What? When the ground was dry, the man slipped down from the tree and, going to the landing place, buried himself in the sand. Because why not Leaving only his nostrils and eyes exposed? This is some Rambo.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host21:58
I can't take any more of this story.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host22:00
Rambo stuff right here, I can't take any more of this story. Early in the afternoon the little old woman came in a canoe and, pulling it up on the beach, she said to herself the flesh of my granddaughter's husband is eaten up, but maybe his bones are left.
AndreaHost22:18
They are young and full of nice marrow. I'll find them and eat tomorrow this is more cannibalism.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host22:27
Is this some kind of weird genetic thing?
Micah (Knob Twister)Host22:29
We don't know that they were related to his first wife.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host22:33
It seems pretty coincidental.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host22:36
Maybe it was just normal.
SandyHost22:39
That women turned cannibal In this part of the land.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host22:42
That women suck the marrow out of men. That's pretty normal.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host22:45
I agree. And she began to search for the bones. When she was far enough away, the man crawled out of the sand, sprang into the canoe, pushed out and paddled away Ruh-roh. The sand sprang into the canoe, pushed out and paddled away Ruh-roh. When he was some distance from the island, the old woman turned and, seeing him, cried out.
AndreaHost23:03
Come back, my grandson, come back. I'll never play another trick on you. I will love you.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host23:13
You'd best not go back, sir. Oh no, called the man. You'll not play another trick on me. And he hurried on.
SandyHost23:21
He's a wise guy now.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host23:23
When night came and the water began to rise, the old woman climbed the tall pine tree Halfway between midnight and morning. When the water was near the top of the tree and the creatures in the water were wailing were were waiting to eat her, she screamed out to the morning star scream.
AndreaHost23:43
When I was young, you promised to help me if I ever was in distress.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host23:47
Help me now the morning star heard the voice and called to his boy is that man off the island?
AndreaHost23:55
yet. Oh no, answered the boy. He got off yesterday. That is the little old woman herself.
SandyHost24:08
He got off yesterday.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host24:10
I knew it was coming.
AndreaHost24:11
Sorry. She says that when she was young, you promised in a dream that if ever she were in trouble, you would help her.
SandyHost24:25
Oh no, said the Morning Star. I never had any conversation with that old woman, I never made her any promise.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host24:35
That was passionate. The Morning Star went to sleep and let the day come at its own time. The water rose till it reached the top of the pine tree. Then the creatures of the lake seized the little old woman and ate her up. Wow, yeah.
AndreaHost24:50
Little woman.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host24:51
Oh, yay, I like this. Then the man went home to his wife and they lived happily ever after.
SandyHost25:00
And so she doesn't eat yeah.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host25:02
Wait.
SandyHost25:03
So his wife doesn't eat.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host25:05
No, it's his new wife, it's his second wife A third oh wait.
AndreaHost25:08
I don't know.
SandyHost25:09
I'm confused, Wait so who was the woman who crossed on the lake? That was the man-eating woman A wife, and then he had another man-eating wife, and then he had another man-eating wife.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host25:19
No, that was the grandma.
SandyHost25:21
And then the morning star came and saved them, oh good.
AndreaHost25:26
And they lived happily ever after.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host25:29
And then he found another wife.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host25:31
A good one, hopefully A good one that might have PTSD from being beaten all the time yeah by her grandma.
SandyHost25:39
It's the same one.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host25:40
The evil.
SandyHost25:41
Short and thick grandma, there's hope for people with PTSD.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host25:47
If you have PTSD, you can go to our website.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host25:52
TalesofBedlamcom, and it'll offer you no help at all.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host25:57
You can leave a comment and I'll make fun of you.
SandyHost25:59
Maybe find somebody Find a professional. That is not okay.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host26:03
It's not okay to make fun of people with PTSD.
SandyHost26:06
We all have it.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host26:08
I don't.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host26:09
Yes you do, here we go.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host26:13
So was that not the weirdest story?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host26:16
we have ever read. It was very weird and it made no sense. No, it went hither and thither. I don't even know.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host26:23
I thought it made great sense.
SandyHost26:24
I think it ended up making sense, but I was kind of lost a little bit.
AndreaHost26:27
I was reading and I was very confused. I was lost the whole time, well, sorry about that.
SandyHost26:32
Thanks for having us on the show, guys. Yes, thank you, guys, it was a fun time You're welcome, we'll do it again soon, was that? Sarcasm no Young lad.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host26:42
There's no such thing.
SandyHost26:43
I mean old fart.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host26:47
Before Dustin crams his foot any further up his own. We're going to go ahead and close this out, and we'd like to thank you all for listening in. Please go to our website at talesofbedlam. Leave a comment on this episode, which is a really long name and I've already forgotten it.
SandyHost27:01
It is the Man-Eating.
AndreaHost27:03
Wife, the Little Old Woman and the Morning Star.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host27:08
Thank you, ladies.
SandyHost27:09
And don't forget, it's a North American story. Maybe that's why it was so bizarre.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host27:13
Yeah, and if you, liked Mrs Batman and Mrs Knob Twister.
SandyHost27:18
Wait, that was the last one that was the last episode.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host27:20
That's okay. People listened to that one too, I hope. Okay, leave a comment and let us know how much you liked it. We liked it a lot. Good night.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host27:29
Bye.
AndreaHost27:30
Good night.