Season One (2019-2021)

Our Story

It was a semi-dark, pretty clear late evening in 2018. Micah waited until Dustin had consumed several refreshing adult beverages and then covertly slipped the idea of starting a Podcast into the conversation.

"Do you want to do a Podcast?" he asked suspiciously.

Dustin was unfazed and saw through the subterfuge; he took another long drink and replied, "Whatever."

This was the birth of the most unique and entertaining Podcast on earth, Tales of Bedlam.

And they lived happily ever after...

Knob Twister

Knob Twister is the amazing Executive Producer at Tales of Bedlam and is also in charge of the Safety First team.

His single greatest accomplishment so far has been to secure twisty ties around the multitude of stray cords to prevent accidental tripping.

When not crouched over the soundboard, face illuminated by an LED screen, twisting knobs, and muttering "My Precious....", you can find him outside hoeing (in the garden). He hoes intensely, and you often hear a passerby exclaim, "WOW! That is one fantastic hoer."

His other hobbies include yelling "BRICKLEBRIT" at unsuspecting miniature donkeys and collecting white cloth sheets.

Doctor Know All

The latest Tales of Bedlam crew member hails from the deep, dark forests of Germany (or maybe Austria…or Switzerland…we can’t really place the accent). Dr. Know All is our Mental Health Coordinator, in-house psychiatrist, and adult beverage distributor.

In his considerable spare time, Dr. Know All is an avid apiculturist and honey whiskey distiller and writes children’s books, mainly featuring roosters.

***Please Note*** Any psychiatric assessments or diagnoses on the Tales of Bedlam Podcast are for entertainment only as we cannot verify Dr. Know All’s credentials from the University of Grimm’s Tales and the Black Forest Institute for the Marginally Insane.

Sofa Sitter

Sofa Sitter is the PR genius behind Tales of Bedlam and handles day-to-day HR issues with a steel fist.

Wolves raised him on the cold Siberian Tundra and can smell a harassment suit 14.65 kilometers away.

When not promoting the World's most extraordinary Podcast, he enjoys collecting miniature donkeys and snail racing.

When asked what timeless knowledge he would pass on to the next generation of Podcasters, his advice was, "Eat 3 Bowls of Captain Crunchberries and call me in the morning."

Mr. Death Hades

Death, also known as the Grim Reaper, is our employee health/wellness director. When he’s not being assaulted by Giants or trapped in magical trees, he keeps our staff hearty and healthy with daily yoga sessions and some herbs we don’t ask too many questions about.

Since Death joined Tales of Bedlam, productivity has increased by 200%. His bright smile and cheery attitude are infectious and not at all terrifying.

In his minimal spare time, he enjoys long walks on the beach at sunset, knitting scarves for the homeless, and adopting feral kittens. Death is a treasure; again, he is not menacing or scary…

(I have been instructed to declare I have written this of my own free will and have not been threatened or coerced by the Grim Reaper.)