The Seven Headed Serpent Transcript
Micah (Knob Twister)Host00:11
Welcome to Tales of Bedlam. Oh, we're back at it again. Sure are. I'm Micah, I'm Bubba and we have a tale for you today, a tale of two cities what it was the best of times it was. No, we're not man. That'd be a long podcast, 60 hours. We wouldn't even be able to comment on anything because they just have to read it or never end. It'd take days. We're a podcast that reads fairy tales from around the world to you. We like to comment and add a healthy dose of improv.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host00:53
We like to improv, it's true. We like to dig into them, see if we can find a little meaning, have a little laugh here and there. It's exciting times, so that we're doing another greek story this week. We did aesop's fables last time, and aesop was a greek slave. The fables were a little different because they had morals easily pointed out and good morals that we could learn from.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host01:23
Yeah, each fable was summed up at the end with a short sentence that made perfect sense and wasn't nonsense, like if you catch a mouse, you can make a fur hat out of it.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host01:34
Right Now this is a Greek fairy tale, so we'll see kind of the difference between the fables and the fairy tales.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host01:42
I guess what we're seeing is a clear difference between the fables and the fairy tales. I guess what we're seeing is a clear difference between the two. Oh yeah, I, not so long ago, would have thought a fable and a fairy tale are pretty much just a simple story right whereas there's a clear difference there's a difference.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host01:59
Yeah, fables pretty much got to have a moral. Fairytales would be a little more open-ended. It's kind of more magical and entertaining.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host02:08
I like it.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host02:08
We didn't have a lot of magic. Well, there wasn't any in the Ace Ops Unless you.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host02:13
Well, the talking animals, yeah, but I think that they're just using them as an example.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host02:18
Right.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host02:18
A humorous example. Right, right they could have done it with humans, but then it's a little more gory and maybe Wouldn't get through to Children as easily. So if you did miss that, go ahead and pause this episode. Go back one and listen to Aesop's Fables.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host02:41
It's very, very funny. What do?
Micah (Knob Twister)Host02:42
we have today Dustin.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host02:44
Today we're doing the seven-headed serpent, and I got this from Andrew Lang's fairy tale books that were from the Greek.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host02:57
They actually had a translation of this in Greek. Why is there an Asian person collecting these?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host03:03
tales. Why are you being a racist?
Micah (Knob Twister)Host03:06
Lang.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host03:07
That doesn't mean he's Asian, isn't that an?
Micah (Knob Twister)Host03:09
Asian descent.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host03:10
No.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host03:11
His first name's Andrew. Hmm, so a half.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host03:16
Caucasian half. I will come across this table if you continue to be a racist. The seven-headed serpent. Once upon a time that's, it starts out like a fairy tale.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host03:31
Yes, once upon a time there was a king who determined to take a long voyage. He assembled his fleet and all the seamen and set out.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host03:45
Right, I don't want to belabor this a whole lot. It's kind of a long story, but you can see kind of the Greek influences in this fairy tale, as opposed to like the Grimm's ones. They were always in forests, that's true, and they were right on the Mediterranean, yep, and the Greek one gets a fleet and sails out. Instead of like a bunch of horses Getting lost in the forest.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host04:09
And needing hedgehogs to point out the way. So he got his fleet and all the seamen and set out. They went straight on, night and day, until they came to an island which was covered with large trees oh, maybe they got to germany and every and under every tree lay a lion definitely not germany. No lions again as soon as the king had landed his men, the lions all rose up together and tried to devour them. Ooh man, not a very friendly island.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host04:48
No.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host04:49
After a long battle they managed to overcome the wild beasts, but the greater number of the men were killed. Very violent start to this story. So I guess more men than lions died, basically Indeed. So I guess more men than lions died, basically Indeed. Those who remained alive now went on through the forest and found on the other side of it a beautiful garden in which all the plants of the world flourished together.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host05:21
Okay, it was an island. If they landed on one side and there was a bunch of lions, why didn't they just get back on their ship and sail around the other side? Greeks, they just like to fight things, all right. So, uh, there were also in the garden three springs. The first flowed with silver, the second with gold, this is and the third with pearls. The men unbuckled their knapsacks and filled them with those precious things. In the middle of the garden, they found a large lake and when they reached the edge of it, the lake began to speak that's not good, never good. And said to them what men are you and what brings you here? Are you come to visit our king? But they were too much frightened to answer. Do you think?
Micah (Knob Twister)Host06:14
I would have been too.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host06:16
Then the lake said you do well to be afraid, for it is at your peril that you come hither. Our king, who has seven heads, is now asleep. What, the seven-headed serpent. But in a few minutes he will wake up and come to me to take his bath. Huh.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host06:35
We don't want to see that.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host06:37
That's not good. Woe to anyone who meets him in the garden, for it is impossible to escape from him. This is what you must do if you wish to save your lives. Friendly, this is where it gets good. Take off your clothes and spread them on the path which leads from here to the castle. Huh.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host06:57
Like a trail.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host06:58
I guess To uh, wait for it, wait for it. The king will then glide over something soft which he likes very much, and he will be so pleased with that that he will not devour you. He will give you some punishment, but then he will let you go.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host07:18
This seems sounds more like the lake is just getting the meal ready.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host07:26
You know taking the wrapper off the candy bar? I didn't even think of that. I think the lake was trying to be helpful.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host07:33
I would have been a little leery of that.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host07:37
Well again, why didn't they just get on the boat and leave? It's true.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host07:42
They have the gold, silver and pearls.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host07:45
Why don't they just leave?
Micah (Knob Twister)Host07:46
They get around for fighting lions and oh, why would they go to the castle at that point? I would be like seven-headed king.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host07:55
Bye.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host07:56
Let's go See ya. We've got gold, silver and pearls. We're good, I'm out. The men did as the lake advised and waited for a time. At noon, the earth began to quake and opened in many places, and out of the openings appeared lions, tigers and bears. Oh my, oh wait, what Lions, tigers and other wild beasts which surrounded the castle, and thousands and thousands of beasts came out of the castle following their king. Yeah, I should have left. This is not good. And they have no clothes on the seven-headed serpent. The serpent glided over the clothes which were spread for him, came to the lake and asked it who had strewn those soft things on the path. Who did it? Mm-mm, mm-mm. It's terrible. Then he spoke to them with a mighty and terrible voice and said Because you have dared to come here, I lay upon you the punishment Ruh-roh. Every year you must bring me. Oh stop.
09:25
Every year you must bring me from among your people twelve youths and twelve maidens that I may devour them. If you do not do this, I will destroy your whole nation.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host09:47
I'm sorry I had you read that part. Now I'm gonna have nightmares. That was pretty severe.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host09:52
Yeah, that's. I thought they said it's just a light punishment and he'd let you go.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host09:57
He will give you some punishment, which is, he gave him some punishment, but he lets him go Well that's some punishment for sure, pretty gruesome.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host10:07
To give up 12 youths and 12 maidens every year for him to eat, so he can eat them.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host10:14
He's hungry.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host10:16
What it's just not no.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host10:19
I know it's a fairy tale, dude, this is where it's going. It's a fairy tale. It doesn't get any better from here on out. Then he desired one of his beasts to show the men the way out of the garden and dismiss them. Be gone. Then. They left the island and went back to their own country, where they related what had happened to them. Soon, the time came around when the king of the beasts would expect the youths and maidens to be brought to him. The youths and maidens to be brought to him. The king therefore issued a proclamation inviting 12 youths and 12 maidens to offer themselves to save their country.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host10:56
I'm sure there were just lots of volunteers.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host11:00
I'm pretty sure this is like a Hunger Games thing. Yeah, you're volunteering.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host11:05
Wow, I'm surprised, I was just right on.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host11:09
Yeah, and immediately, many, many young people, far more than enough, hastened to do so.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host11:14
I guess, I guess they were just good-hearted patriots, or they just from birth had the dream of being eaten by a?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host11:22
seven-headed snake. Yeah, stop, a new ship was built. Why did they build have to build a new ship, whatever the old ones are worn out. A new ship was built and set with black sails, and in it the youths and maidens who were appointed for the king of the beasts embarked and set out for his country a black ship like a funeral procession black sails right right.
11:49
When they arrived there, they went at once to the lake, and this time the lions did not stir, nor did the springs flow, and neither did the lake speak Ruh-roh.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host12:00
Oh good, we can leave yeah.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host12:02
Bye. So they waited then. Well, why not? We'll just wait around, and it was not long before the earthquake, even more terribly than the first time. The seven-headed serpent came out with his train of beasts, saw his prey waiting for him and devoured them all in one mouthful. Whoa, that's a huge mouth. Then the ship's crew returned home. Yeah, and the same thing happened yearly until many years had passed.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host12:31
Well, forget this, let's kill that thing.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host12:37
They had to. It was their punishment.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host12:40
I would at least attempt to kill it. Many years had passed.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host12:54
Now, the king of this unhappy country was growing old, so was the queen, and they had no children.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host12:57
well guess what's gonna happen? Never mind, keep going. Is the queen? What happens in fairy tales when the queen doesn't have any kids, she's gonna make some promise to have a child now.
13:07
I'm spoiling it. I hate that. I know what heck, what's going on. One day, the queen was sitting at the window weeping bitterly oh, because she was childless and knew that the crown would therefore pass to strangers. After the king's death, suddenly, a little old woman appeared before her holding an apple in her hand and said why do you weep my queen and what makes you so unhappy?
13:49
Alas, good mother, answered the queen. I am unhappy because I have no children. Oh, that's terrible. Is that? What vexes? You? Said the old woman. Listen to me, I am none, oh sorry. You're a, nun I am a nun from the spinning convent.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host14:13
Convent's, where all the nuns live Spinning. I don't know they spin Flax. It was like the and gold. What was that movie? The Flying Nun they just spun around I don't know.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host14:27
And my mother, when she died, left me this apple.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host14:31
That's an old dang apple.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host14:33
Whoever eats this apple shall have a child.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host14:38
Well, the nuns can't eat it.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host14:39
Convenient, no man needed, just add water. The queen gave money to the old woman. She didn't ask for it.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host14:52
Well, the queen's nice.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host14:53
I guess that was just a tip, thanks, thanks, and bought the apple from her. Then she peeled it, whoa, whoa. She sure read the instructions. How do you know that all the magic might have been in the peel?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host15:07
You're getting ahead of yourself.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host15:09
Ate it and threw the rind out the window, and it so happened that a mare that was running loose in the court below ate up the rind.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host15:19
Ruh-roh.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host15:20
Nice.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host15:21
What do you think is going to happen with that?
Micah (Knob Twister)Host15:24
Oh, are we going to? Have a centaur? Ooh nice, that would be cool.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host15:31
I like centaurs.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host15:33
Well, that's Greek centaurs.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host15:34
Absolutely yeah nice.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host15:37
I guess it's time for a commercial. We better stop and take a short break. I don't want to. This story is intriguing, we've got to breathe.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host15:47
We have to ruminate on what's happening. The queen ate the baby apple and threw the peels out the window. The core. And then the lady horse came by.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host16:00
This is going to be good, all right.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host16:01
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Micah (Knob Twister)Host17:37
Well, now that we got that out of the way, I'm ordering one. We can get back to this awesome story. So the queen desperately wants a child. Ate an apple desperately wants a child Ate an apple. They're giving away 24 people a year to the seven-headed serpent who eats them in one gulp. I say that's just population control but I'm a pessimist Wow. And the queen got an apple from a sweet old lady, a nun, a sweet old nun who just happened to have an apple from her mother, who gives you an immaculate conception.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host18:14
Yeah.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host18:15
A one-time immaculate conception. She peeled it, ate it and threw the core out the window, which a horse passing by thought it was a delicious snack.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host18:26
It was a delicious snack.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host18:28
And that's where we are.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host18:29
Here we go. After a time the queen shockingly had a little boy and the mayor also had a male foal Very good.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host18:40
I bet they're going to be bestest of friends.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host18:43
The boy and the foal grew up together and loved each other like brothers. Why did they need to make a Disney movie out of this one? In a course of time, the king died, and so did the queen, and their son, who was now 19 years old, was left alone. One day, when he and his horse were talking together, the horse said to him Listen to me, for I love you and wish for your good and that of the country. If you go on every year sending twelve ewes and twelve maidens to the king of the beasts, your country will very soon be ruined. Mount upon my back. I will take you to a woman who can direct you how to kill the seven-headed serpent.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host19:34
I bet it's that old lady who provided the apple man are you just a spoiler? Maybe she'll have a serpent killing apple.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host19:47
I want to know how the horse knew of this for 19 years and is just now telling him.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host19:54
That is a good point.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host19:56
That's the first thing I thought.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host19:57
Maybe the horse was waiting till the youth was mature enough to handle it.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host20:03
Maybe the horse took 19 years to learn how to talk.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host20:07
I think you're probably correct 19 years to learn how to talk.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host20:13
I think you're probably correct. Then the youth mounted his horse, who carried him far away to a mountain, no-transcript, I don't know. In the cavern sat an old woman spinning, a spinning nun.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host20:32
I still want to know what she's spinning.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host20:35
Well, a spinning wheel, right Spinning.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host20:38
But was she spinning on it? Spinning gold or flax?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host20:41
Nobody knows, that's not important.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host20:44
I'm going to pretend it's gold.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host20:47
This was the birthplace of Rumpelstiltskin.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host20:49
apparently he was born in the nunnery. She ate.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host20:53
She had more than one apple and she ate one in secret and nuns aren't supposed to have kids, and that's why he was so peeled the skin.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host21:01
That's why she called him rumple stilt skin wow, that's why he was such a jerk.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host21:08
He just had bad family issues.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host21:11
And he didn't get a horse.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host21:15
We have gone far afield. This was the cloister of nuns and the old woman was the abbess. They spent all their time in spending and that is why the convent has this name. Thank you for pointing that out, captain Obvious. All around the walls of the cavern there were beds cut out of solid rock Ouch Upon which the nuns slept. In the middle, a light was burning. It was the duty of the nuns to watch the lights in turn that it might never go out, and if any one of them let it go out, the others put her to death.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host21:52
What? And these were some violent nuns.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host21:54
Holy crap.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host21:56
That's a bit harsh, it's a tad harsh. That might be a good way to teach my kids, though, To kill them. Well, how many times do I need to tell them to shut their bedroom lights off, do their laundry and clean the sink out after they brush their teeth? If I just offed one of them, I bet the others would learn real quick.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host22:19
Holy crap, I have no part of this and I'm calling the lawyer.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host22:25
Make sure to use Brickle, britt, I am and I am not. I didn't hear that and I will not testify.
22:34
You're in big trouble now. As soon as the king's son saw the old abbess is that how I pronounce it Spinning gold, he threw himself at her feet and entreated her to tell him how he could kill the seven-headed serpent. She made the youth rise, embraced him and said you know, my son, that it is I who sent the nun to your mother and caused you to be born, and with you the horse with whose help you will be able to free the world from the monster I sleep done, abbas, I will tell you what you have to do.
23:20
Load your horse with cotton um, gonna kill the snake with cotton and go by a secret passage, which I will show you, which is hidden from the wild beasts To the serpent's palace. You will find the king asleep upon his bed, which is all hung around with bells, and over his bed you will see a sword hanging. With this sword only it is possible to kill the serpent, because even if its blade breaks, a new one will grow again for every head the monster has.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host24:01
Nice magic sword.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host24:04
Thus you will be able to cut off all his seven heads, and this you must also do in order to deceive the king. You must slip into his bedchamber very softly and stop up all the bells which are round his bed with cotton. Then take down the sword gently and quickly give the monster a blow on his tail with it. This will make him waken up, which I don't think you'd want to do. Wake him up, and if he catches sight of you he will seize you. But you must quickly cut off his first head and then wait till the next one comes up. Then strike it off also, and so go on till you've cut off all seven heads.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host24:53
Nice, nice plan Nicely done.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host24:57
Not all heads awake at once, it's just like one at a time, like a chain reaction.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host25:02
Apparently. I thought that was weird.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host25:06
I think I'd want to cut one head off while he was sleeping. The Hydra thing with seven heads on once in fact, I would probably do my best to cut off as many heads while he is sleeping as I possibly could I'd go ahead and follow the instructions of the magical nun.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host25:23
Okay, because I'm an instructions guy. I read the instructions and then I do what it says, because I'm not sure how it's going to work out otherwise. The old abbess then gave the prince her blessing and set out upon his enterprise, arrived at the serpent's castle by following the secret passage which she had shown him and by carefully attending to all her directions. What did I just say? Follow the directions. He happily succeeded in killing the monster. Okay, this was kind of anticlimactic. As soon as the wild beasts heard of their king's death, they all hastened to the castle but the youth had long since mounted the horse.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host26:07
One sentence on killing the monster, a half a sentence.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host26:09
Well, they went through the instructions in pretty good detail. Do we have to hear it all again, as he does it?
Micah (Knob Twister)Host26:15
I guess not, but that's like the exciting part.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host26:18
I know. That's why I said it's kind of anticlimactic.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host26:21
Aw, that's kind of a letdown Now you've lost me.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host26:28
As soon as the wild beasts heard of their king's death, they all hastened to the castle, but the youth had long since mounted his horse and was already far out of their reach. Good thing. They pursued him as fast as they could, but they found it impossible to overtake him, and he reached home in safety. Thus he freed his country from this terrible oppression.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host26:52
Yes.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host26:52
And they lived happily ever after.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host26:57
I don't know about you, Justin, yeah the end.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host26:59
It's like somebody got lazy at the end.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host27:01
But I learned a lot of good lessons in this story.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host27:04
I didn't learn crap.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host27:05
I learned a lot. One lions can't swim across the Mediterranean Sea, Nope, Nope. Two never peel your apples.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host27:15
No, no, if he wouldn't have peeled the apple, then he wouldn't have the horse to ride off to safety on.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host27:20
No, that was the core.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host27:21
It was the peel, it was the rind.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host27:24
Never peel your apples oh good gravy and never trust someone who can spin gold.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host27:35
I think you got the story a little backwards.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host27:38
Always trust the nun the spinning.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host27:41
nun, she kind of fixed.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host27:43
it Always trust the spinning nun.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host27:45
Yeah, and there's your fairy tale.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host27:48
Well, I learned one more thing, though.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host27:50
I didn't.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host27:52
Never remove your clothes for a strange lake.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host27:56
I don't know what that was about Get everybody naked and the part with the brutality of the nuns that kill each other if the light goes out. What was?
Micah (Knob Twister)Host28:09
the point of that.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host28:12
Well, you know, I bet they kept a tight shift there well, sure, but I went to catholic school for a little bit, and then they'd whack you with a ruler now and then.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host28:22
But I bet that light never went out, man, after the first one got, I bet that life never went out again.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host28:32
Well, yeah, but that's not my point. My point is what did that have to do with anything? Why was that even mentioned? It had nothing to do with the story.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host28:41
Well, that's what I liked about this story was all those neat side details. Okay, I don't know that made it interesting, because it did. It made us both go what?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host28:52
I want to know more about the spinning nuns.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host28:54
The nuns are killing each other. That would have been a movie in itself.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host28:59
The spinning nun, the secret society of the spinning nuns?
Micah (Knob Twister)Host29:02
Yeah, it would have been awesome, but the end you're right, just kind of like they got lazy.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host29:08
The instructions were like the big part, and then it just, and the guy was like man. I already wrote all that, I'm not writing it again.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host