Star-Money Transcript
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host00:00
Hey Siri, hey Siri, hey, hey, hey, hey Siri, hey Siri.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host00:10
Do I need to ask Google Shh?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host00:13
Hey Siri I have to set up.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host00:15
Hey, hey, hey, hey Siri. Hey, hey, hey, hey Siri. Hey Siri, how's the weather today? Hey, hey, hey, hey, siri Shh. I have to set up hey Siri. It's the weather today. Hey, hey, hey, hey, siri Shh. I have to set up hey Siri, it's me, hey, siri.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host00:33
Are you recording? Oh, it doesn't look like you have an app named recording. If you'd like, I can help you look for it on the app store. You're a useless wench. That doesn't sound good. That's a weak response. I'm not sure I understand.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host00:54
Hey, hey, hey, hey Siri.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host00:58
I need a random number between 1 and 210. Random number between 1 and 210 is 153. Oh, thank you.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host01:11
The star money. That's weird, it is literally one page.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host01:17
That's alright. The star money that's what we're gonna do. The star money what could it possibly be? The star?
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host01:28
money.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host01:29
Is it a huge hunk of gold the size of a star? Is it like Brad Pitt signing a contract? We don't know? Don't look at me like that. That's star money.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host01:43
No, that's money ball Star.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host01:47
He's a star and makes lots of money.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host01:49
He also was in Money Ball, that's just dumb.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host01:53
That's not even a real movie. Yes, it is. Don't watch that.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host01:55
It's stupid. Okay, welcome again to Tales of Bedlam. This is an episode where we call on Siri to give us a random number to pick a Grimm's Fairy Tale.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host02:07
We love Siri. We call this Random Tales. Random Siri Tales, that's right, thank you.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host02:13
Siri. Siri gave us this gem, the star money, the star money. With a it's hyphenated.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host02:21
Yeah, the star hyphen money, the star money. Hmm, I think that money may rain down from theated. Yeah, the star hyphen money, the star money. Hmm, I think that money may rain down from the stars.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host02:29
Nice, let's find out, let's do it. We have not read this, we just printed it out and we're going to tackle it.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host02:35
Here we go. There was once upon a time that's a very good beginning to a fairy tale there was once upon a time a little girl whose father and mother were Not so good. At last, she had nothing else but the clothes that she was wearing and a little bit of bread in her hand, which some charitable soul had given her. Thank goodness for a charitable soul.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host03:11
She was good and pious, however, and as she was thus forsaken by all the world, she went forth into the open country, trusting in the good God.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host03:23
Oh, here we go, guys.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host03:25
Then a poor man met her who said oh, give me something to eat, I am so hungry, wow.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host03:35
And all she had was a little bit of bread. I know she's not got much to give away. She handed him the whole of her piece of bread and say and said may god bless you everyone. No, that was a different story. May god bless you. And went onwards. Then came a child who moaned and said my head is so cold, give me something to cover it with.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host04:05
So she took off her hood and gave it to him, and when she had walked a little farther, she met another child who had no jacket and was frozen with cold.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host04:18
What's going on in this place? Everybody's starving and freezing and nobody has clothes. I don't know.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host04:24
Then she gave it her own and a little farther on one, begged for a frock and she gave away that also.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host04:33
At length. She got into a forest and it had already become dark and there came yet another child and asked for a shirt. She's going to be naked. And the good little girl thought to herself and it's a dark night and no one sees you. You can very well give her your shirt and took it off and gave it away that also. So she was naked in the dark in the forest.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host05:02
Okay, wow she was good and pious, and as she soon stood and had not one single thing left, suddenly some stars from heaven fell down, and they were nothing else but hard, smooth pieces of money.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host05:18
Interesting.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host05:19
And although she had just given her shirt away, she had a new one, which was the very finest linen.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host05:26
Oh.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host05:28
Then she put the money into it and was rich all the days of her life.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host05:34
That was a very short and poignant story. It was a karma story. Be good to the poor and needy and you will be blessed all the days of your life.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host05:47
But it doesn't always work that way. Sometimes you freeze to death naked in the forest.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host05:53
Yeah well, I'm with you on that. It doesn't ever work that way. Sometimes you freeze to death naked in the forest. Yeah well, I'm with you on that. It doesn't ever work that way.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host05:58
If you give all your clothes away in the dark forest and you have nothing to eat you're going to die the stars.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host06:04
don't rain down money. Yeah but yeah, but they don't.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host06:08
Yeah, but they don't. Something else could have happened, don't? Yeah, but they don't. Something else could have happened. A she could have then found a cottage with seven dwarves, ate some porridge and fell asleep in one of the beds man, that was like snow white and the three bears all in one.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host06:24
I was thinking, maybe a rich king would come by and say you are one fine chick pious naked goodness in the forest and say marry me. Let me help you with that and, as all the grimm's fairy tales do, she would have said yes, I'll marry you right away I don't know you, but I'm in love you're handsome and you're a prince, Therefore it's all good.
06:51
And I'm naked in the forest, why not? Wow? And that folks was the star money. Who would have guessed that the stars would have rained down money? Thank you, siri, for that bit of wisdom.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host07:06
I'm going to take all my clothes off now and run outside.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host07:09
And I'm not going to follow.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host07:14
Because nobody needs to see that.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host07:16
all the money, dustin, there's a lot of stars out, okay if you get naked and run outside and money starts falling down, I'll come out, but I'm not watching you do it, oh I, that was our bonus tale.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host07:30
No, no. No that was our random tale.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host07:34
Thank you, thank you, thank you, siri, thank you. You can just do it Say Siri, siri, siri.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host07:44
Thank you.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host07:45
Siri, oh, and I wasn't going to say it, but Google can bite it.
Micah (Knob Twister)Host07:53
Good night, bye.
Dustin (Sofa Sitter)Host07:55
Hey Siri, hey Siri. That doesn't sound good. Hey Siri, hey, hey, hey, hey Siri. Hey Siri, I have to set up. Hey hey, hey, hey Siri. Hey hey, hey, hey Siri. Hey, hey, hey, hey Siri. Hey Siri, how's the weather today? That doesn't sound good. Hey, hey, hey, hey Siri. Shh back to set up. Hey Siri, it's me. I'm not sure I understand.