A Woman in Search of a Mate: A Heroine's Journey of Standards and Song
Have you ever wondered what it takes to woo a woman who knows her worth? Tag along with Micah and Dustin as they introduce you to a tale steeped in Northern Native American folklore, "A Woman in Search of a Mate." Our intrepid heroine sets off on a quest for love that's as much about her high standards as it is about finding a partner who can match her stride.
Owl with the Great Head and Eyes: Native American Lore
Ever wondered what wisdom lies hidden within the animal characters of Northern Native American folklore? Buckle up for a whimsical romp through the story of " Owl with the Great Head and Eyes," where we unpack the humanlike antics of a crafty Rabbit and a love-struck Wolf.
Cheating Death: Godfather Death Physician's Tale
Have you ever wondered who'd win in a game of wits between a man and the embodiment of Death? Strap in for a gripping tale of "Godfather Death," where we unravel the story of a physician daring enough to cheat his godfather—Death himself.
The Sacred Milk of Koumongue
Episode 36: Tales about milk tend to get a little curdled. Dustin and Micah set out on a musical tale full of... well, milk. Pour yourself some, scrounge up some cookies, and enjoy the story. (42 minutes)
The Story of Vasilisa with the Golden Tress and of Ivan the Pea
Episode 34: A Russian tale with a very long name. Lots of fantastic characters with plot twists galore. A sentence structure that would confuse a scholar. Another story about Vasilisa the Beautiful. Enjoy! (59 minutes)
Rumpelstiltskin
Episode 33: Welcome, and thank you for listening to us through 32 episodes with us. Here is a classic for you. Although there are a few twists that I do not remember from my childhood telling of "Rumpelstiltskin." (23 minutes)
Clever Gretel
Episode 32: Here she comes. Gretel, and she is at least twice as clever as Hans. But don't take my word for it. Have a listen, and remember to drink a little wine and have some chicken while you listen. Unless you are driving, then, not the wine! (20 minutes)
Hans' Trina
Episode 31: Those short skirts are just like crunchy toast. It's all good till you find out that someone forgot the butter. Enjoy this bonus episode. And thanks for listening, partner! Yippee Ki Yeah. (6 minutes)
Lazy Hans
Episode 30: Lazy Hans, sometimes known as Lazy Harry, is quite the lackadaisical tale. Lethargic is a word that may not be strong enough to describe Han's way of life. Listen to this episode if you're interested and have nothing better to do. You should lie down for this one. After all, you could do your chores another day. (17 minutes)
Simple Hans
Episode 29: What could you do with a lemon? Clean the grim off a shoe? Make a refreshing drink? Or you could discover who your maternal father is? Wait! What? Hans discovers who his father is with a lemon. (16 minutes)
Strong Hans
Episode 28: Hans is at it again! Join us as we look inside at this German bodybuilder. Hans scours the earth for fellow wrestlers to join his band of thugs. What mischief will he get into? Will Hans find a beautiful maiden along the way? Will he demand that his band of thugs wear only man thongs? The only way to find out is to push play. (38 minutes)
The Devil's Grandma
Episode 27: This week, we will take a break from Hansel stories and ask Siri for a random tale. We did not know that the Devil had a grandma. I wonder what she's like. Press play to find out. (28 minutes)
Hans Married
Episode 26: Did you ever think that Hansel would get hitched? In this tale, a Blockhead like Hans may catch a fine lady. (10 minutes)
The Louse and the Flea
Episode 45: This tale is a good old spaghetti western. I can picture the golden prairie, a picturesque sunset, a campfire with a pot of beans cooking; oh, and TOTAL CHAOS! What is going on with this story? Honest, Bubba is freaking out! (9 minutes)
Clever Hans
Episode 24: Happy Thanksgiving! We are thankful for you, the listener. So, enjoy the Holiday, and please share Tales of Bedlam with your friends and family. As you will hear, Clever is not the right word for Hans, but don't let me spoil it for you. Have a listen. (17 minutes)
Gambling Hans
Episode 25: Hansel is up to no good again. This time, he has developed an addiction to gambling, and only God himself can put a stop to it. Beer, wine, St Peter, and death are all elements of this bizarre story. Open your ear holes and press play. (22 minutes)
Hans the Hedgehog
Episode 21: Dustin and Micah tackle a sticky situation. What to do when "Old German" speak is actually a "Bad" word today. If you are easily offended maybe skip this episode because words like "Cock" (AKA Rooster) and "Ass" (AKA Donkey) are used many, many times in the story. If you are not easily offended, then saddle up your cock (rooster) and enjoy the ride. (42 minutes)
Hans in Luck
Episode 22: Luck might not be the correct word for this story. Hans thought that good fortune waited around every corner. We think Hans is an idiot. But do not take my word for it. Listen for yourself. Press play! (31 minutes)
Vasilisa the Beautiful
Episode 21: Our female hero may be scared for this bonus tale, but she keeps her wits about her and prevails against all odds. The odds are stacked high. This story has strange things: a stepmother, the wicked witch Baba Yaga, flaming skulls, and a talking magical doll. (35minutes)